Roastbeefing

When a female rubs her vagina on a another person (equivalent to the male tea bag)

Oh shit ....Julie is roastbeefing Keri !

Roastbeefing by Matty klog November 22, 2017

Counter-roasted 

When you finna get roasted and you got nothing else to say, you hit them with a cheap ass line ending with the words "get counter-roasted".

Gabe: Bobbi you're actually Mousty 2.0 right now.
Bobbi: Lol no you are, get counter-roasted kid.

Counter-roasted by Spergy Merbles November 4, 2015

Roasted like EVA 

An extreme state of embarrassment caused by getting severely dissed by someone.

The expression was coined by the phattest freestyler known to man, Eli Porter.

Dude #1: Man I just found out my wife is cheating on me.

Dude #2: Damn son, you got roasted like EVA!

Roasted like EVA by JibbyJ November 21, 2010

Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow

The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.

Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!

Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!

Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?

Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow by BlossomG April 3, 2013

dry roasted 

Anal sex without the lube

My bum hurts, I was dry roasted last night, I forgot the lube

dry roasted by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

nut-roaster

When you're have sex, and the girl lets one rip across your balls.

I was really nailing this chick last night, but she gave me a nut-roaster.

nut-roaster by The Rev NG8 June 22, 2016

Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted 

When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.

1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.

Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...

Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted by Zupalan January 9, 2019