restroom surgeon

An employee who, after having gone to the bathroom, washes, scrubs, and dries their hands for several minutes to avoid going back to their job function.

Holy shit, I was just in the bathroom at the same time as Paul. That restroom surgeon looks like he's trying to turn hand washing into a new career.

restroom surgeon by SkottyB August 25, 2013

Restroom Sign

What one would consider oneself if they found their male or female counterpart. Can vary from different people but counterparts must have several similar traits to each other with the exception of gender. Originates from the fact that the restroom has a sign which shows a man and a woman looking almost alike.

It's nothing to be ashamed of because it meant that there's someone like you out there. But if you had someone who's the member of the opposite sex and you both were too much alike, it might be freaky.

Girl A: Hey, I found out about one of our favorite musicians biography.
Girl B: Well what is it?
Girl A: It says here he's into films about dogs, has Caucasian and Hispanic ancestry, and he's professional at dancing.
Girl B: *Looks at the info* Oh dear....I think I might become a restroom sign because of that.
Girl A: Now that's interesting.

Restroom Sign by Mariposa24 August 11, 2012

Restroom Shaker

A Restroom Shaker can be either one or two people. If one, then a Restroom Shaker is jerking off so hard that the whole row of stalls is shaking. If two, then Restroom Shakers are two people having really hard-core sex that they make the whole row of stalls shake, attracting a large crowd outside of the stall they're in. This reaction from the public often causes the Restroom Shakers to never commit again, therefore passing their title of Restroom Shaker into somebody else.

Man: "Omg, it sounds like there's a Restroom Shaker in there"

Woman: " Yeah, sure does... Let's go check it out! "

Restroom Shaker by PshycoComedian July 26, 2017

Restroom Rest-home 

Oh man... I've got to go to the bathroom bad! Hurry up!! This ain't no restroom rest-home!

Restroom Rest-home

Restroom Rest-home by poopitorloseit July 16, 2010

Restroom camper 

A person who gets dead silent in their stall when you walk into the restroom, hoping you will not notice what they are doing in there.

That girl from the other office is such a restroom camper! We all know why she is in there

Restroom camper by legal girl August 23, 2011

Restroom jazz hands 

The various motions people use trying to get the hand air dryer to start in a public restroom.

Man, that guy made restroom jazz hands for over a minute before he figured out the air dryer didn't work.

Restroom jazz hands by The Pirate of Pissants August 27, 2013

restroom app 

This is an occurrence when you are bored out of your mind taking a deucer and its taking a long time, so you get your smartphone out for a new app. It would normally not interest you, but seems your taking so long, might as well check it out.

Yo dude! what is taking so long? you playing a restroom app again?

restroom app by SpitfireZero79 May 15, 2016