As a younger teenager, I was a rent-boy when I lived in San Francisco, but one night this dude invited five friends over and I had to suck or fuck all of them -- I felt like a cum-pumpkin!
a man from portsmouth who betrays the law of good music . Normally found working in empty properties, listening to there nonsey gay music . Tends to get through bags and bags of haribo star mix . handing them out to the local kiddies.
One of thoselittle pricks that listens to all this shit new-age indie music and wears gay as fuck clothes, e.g. a pink or yellow t-shirt and girly tight jeans.
" Hahaha have you actually seen the state of Ben Buckley?"
" Haha yeh man he's actually a proper rent boy!"
Has a shrunken wallnut cushioned by sawdust instead of a cerebrum, and has difficulty in performing more than one task at the same time, such as breathing and movement. An occupant of heaths such as Hampstead he believes he is the most popular guy around.