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Rat Tail Kid 

A kid normally of the male gender who happens to have a rat tail.
As you can tell by his rat tail his parents either don't care or are hoping he will grow up to be some sort of Jedi Knight such as Obi Wan Kenobi.
Rat Tail Kids take offense to other people making fun of them, and as a result have come up with witty comebacks to retaliate.
Person 1-"Hey Watch Out For Rat Tail Kid."
Rat Tail Kid-"You Guys Are Losers!"
Person 2-"That Was Rude Obi Wan."
Rat Tail Kid-"Go Poop Yourselves!!"
Rat Tail Kid by Fallenhero9205 June 25, 2009

Rat Tail Kid 

Mexican children with rat tails that run around thrift stores while their parents are shopping for tapout wrestling shirts. They look homeless and typically wear pizza stained polo shirts. They have gelled up spiky hair and they travel in packs of 3-5 of an age range from 7-12. They're fucking disgusting.
Guy 1: "I hate it when theirs these rat tail kids at goodwill."

Guy 2 "there so fuckin' annoying. They just run around screaming"

Rat Tail Kid "Lick my ass crack Holmes!" *flips you off and runs away screeching*
Rat Tail Kid by Disappointment_D November 4, 2018

Rat tail bastard

Adjective- A rat tail bastard is someone who is sneaky, up to something or otherwise have other untruthful dishonest intentions.
Teddy us such a rat tail bastard. He can’t be trusted.
Rat tail bastard by Cuenca November 2, 2022

Rat Tail Fuck

It’s that moment when confidence shows up in a leather jacket, but execution shows up with a crooked rat tail haircut and trips over its own shoelaces.
* “Bro tried to backflip off the tailgate and ate dirt in front of everyone… total rat tail fuck.”
* “I thought I nailed that presentation, then realized I had my mic muted the whole time. Classic rat tail fuck.”
* “He rolled up blasting music, stalled the truck, and locked his keys inside. That’s a triple rat tail fuck.”

Russian Rat Tail 

The yanking of your partners pubic hair during the act of making love.
Suzie's crotch has a giant bald spot because Peter gave her a Russian Rat Tail while plunging deep into her anus.

Tennessee Rat Tail 

A Tennessee Rat Tail is when a man or woman takes a shit and takes the fecal matter and rolls it into a long stringy turd, and freezes it for strength. The shitter will then take their creation and insert it into their partners rectum, vagina, mouth, etc.
Dad: That's a nice Play-Doh Tennessee Rat Tail you made there. Your mother loves those.

Son: But it's a snake

Dad:Of course it is Richie...of course it is...
Tennessee Rat Tail by winkyface9 January 1, 2012