hipster premed

A premed who does everything differently than the other premeds. He or she will usually major in something like Chicano Studies, do tons of volunteer work and research completely unrelated to medicine, and is usually a chill person.

Heidi: What major are you?
Billal: Anthropology
Heidi: That's an interesting major choice
Billal: Yup, I guess you'd say I'm a hipster premed. I'm also taking the alternate math series.
Heidi: That's really cool!

hipster premed by LarchLad July 2, 2012

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Premeditated Dicking

The act of thinking out before hand how one is going to be a dick to another person.

When Dave put itching powder in Stan's underwear, which he had planned to do for weeks, it was a premeditated dicking.

Premeditated Dicking by The Dumbo Slap November 30, 2009

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premeditated manslaughter

Premeditated Manslaughter is when your lawyer conives your life into a living hell of their plundering your rights & assets bringing collateral damage to your family provoking you into re-action with the ultimate defence!

Mayuko: Did you hear about Big John McLintock QC who stripped one too many clients of their life savings and assets?
Phil: What again? I'd heard about his ex-client whom he left penniless retired & unable to fend for herself financially who committed suicide?
Mayuko: Yeah, but this time the Client reacted- ran him splat sideways with a heavily modified Norton Commando Speedster Twin 750; Client claimed an accident after being driven mad by Big John he had it all planned, I reckon: 'Premeditated Manslaughter'.
Phil: Good luck using the premeditated murder defence against ... Anyhow, didn't you hear: Karma justice? JohnMcLinden had an affair with the Black Widow whom he got off for murder but her Russian gangster boyfriend arranged an execution. Of course, She still walks free!

premeditated manslaughter by VapourTrail October 13, 2019

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premeditated infirmary

The act of pretending to have symptoms of illness at work (i.e. excessive coughing, pretending to vomit) in an effort to convince everyone that you are really sick. This way when you play hookie on the monday after your weekend drinking binge your co-workers will believe that your calling-in-sick is legitimate.

Man #1: "Man, Ken sure is coughing a lot, and makes a point that everyone can hear it."
Man #2: "Yeah, but listen to how fake that obviously is...he's practicing premeditated infirmary..."
Man #1: "Yeah I thought it sounded fake, what tool"

*THAT MONDAY*

Man #1: "I see Kenny didn't come to work today"
Man #2: "Douchebag...."

premeditated infirmary by Psycho-J December 1, 2006