pony shot 

A pony shot is a 1.0 ounce shot of alcoholic beverage (whiskey or brandy); as opposed to a regular shot which contains 1.5 ounce of alcohol.

Some bar equipment consists of an hourglass-shaped measuring device; with the pony shot on one end and the regular shot on the other.

pony shot by Cranberry Bob February 2, 2020

Ponyboat 

The combination of the words 'Pony' and 'Boat'
A 'Ponyboat' is an object which is amateur in it's design and/or function. It is lackluster in every single aspect, and is garbage to use and complete bullshit. Ponyboating can be also used to describe the shortcomings or ridiculousness of a person, place, concept, idea, or situation. It is a versatile word that can replace other adjectives for use in describing something.

You would never want to Ponyboat someone you like.

"That computer is terrible...I don't want to every be stuck on that Ponyboat again"

"No, Chief I was riding that Ponyboat for three years, and I aint ever going back."

"Welp I missed the Gravy Train....Looks like I'm going to have to take the Ponyboat."

"Dude you're such a messy roomate, stop Ponyboating me and clean up the fucking kitchen."

"My car has been giving me a lot of trouble lately. Duh that's what you get for buying a Ponyboat."

"I should've been working, but instead I was just Ponyboating around."

Ponyboat by MidnightRider November 15, 2012

Wild pony 

A wild pony is a super hot woman (Usually blonde and from Spain or Italy) that fucks incredibly good and is like a she devil in bed. Every one wants her but only 1 percent of men can handle her. She will fight, scratch and yell her way out of situations she doesn't agree with. Afterwords she is the most loving and porn star fuckable woman ever. You keep her around for her loving moments and fuck abilities.

Yo man... did you see Chets girl she got pissed and smashed his truck up with a bat! Ya... then she just wiggled that smokin ass and took him to the room. Man... that girl is a wild pony! Watch out!

Wild pony by Harshy1 June 16, 2015

brushing the pony 

Slang for male masturbation.

"That girl was so fine, I was violently brushing the pony all night."

brushing the pony by waikikimelon June 29, 2013

Sunshine Rainbow White Pony 

An innocent song that people joke about because it sounds like the fabled n-word.
Also, it actually bops.

"Yo, search up sunshine rainbow white pony and go to 1:00."
*searches it up*
"Bro, wtf..."

Sunshine Rainbow White Pony by TwksqR December 1, 2020

Porcelain Pony 

A phrase used to describe a toilet, usually used by someone who is emphasizing its prolonged usage

"After those tacos, I am going to be riding the old porcelain pony all night"

Porcelain Pony by Old man withers September 3, 2005

Pony Jar

The Pony Jar was a meme back in ye old days of tumblr that originated from a man who made posts about his “pony jar” which was a glass jar with a singular my little pony toy in the middle. And he would put his semen in the jar to cover the toy

Now it is used as a way to ruin people with internet culture’s day

“Bro I can ruin your day in 2 words”

“Bet,”
“Pony Jar”

Pony Jar by Velvet.Exe January 2, 2020