White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome 

a state of mind where a person blindly holds on to the idea of their perfect lifestyle, regardless of the inevitable life factors that make it impossible for it to be true.

For example if your mom keeps acting as if your family is that all American "white picket fence" family from the 50s, when no one acts or thinks that way (Extreme example:your parents expecte everyone to come home and talk about their day but your brother is hooked on meth and never comes home while your sister is at her boyfriends house pretending she doesn't have a family).

My mom has such a white-picket-fence-syndrome!

White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome by Esgaroth January 8, 2010

Norwegian Picket Fence 

The action of driving alongside a line of naked women lined up along a road with their breasts exposed, while sticking your erected penis out the car door and slapping their breasts with it.

Bitches be hollering when I pull off the Norwegian picket fence.

Norwegian Picket Fence by Awob603 March 11, 2010

white picket fence 

n., v., to have a relationship that is considered standard, old fashion and/or idealic.

n., Juan and Yanette have been together since high school; they were born to have a white picket fence.

v., Juan: I love you. Let's white picket fence together.
Yanette: Yes, I do.

white picket fence by Kristina June 18, 2006

pink picket fence

A term used to discrible suburban-married bliss for homosexuals.

Ted and Dan are gay and live in a great house in the gaybourhood with a dog, two kids. They have the pink picket fence all figgured out.

I hate Cory - she has the hot wife, the nice house, good job, great car - fucking pink picket fence life! Why can't I have that! I mean I'm way hotter then she is!

pink picket fence by QueerFemmeGirl December 7, 2006

Crissed as a picket 

Extremely drunk - Australian Spoonerism (Pissed as a cricket). Usually used to describe being drunk to the point of being incoherent and uncoordinated. Australian equivalent of nissed as a pewt.

"Did you see Andrew? He's crissed as a picket mate!"

Crissed as a picket by DanielMac February 25, 2008

the picket sign 

its where a man shoves his fist up a girls anal then lifts her up and waves her around

i gave my girlfriend the picket sign last night

the picket sign by Dr, StankySac January 31, 2009

White Picket Fencing 

Having sex in the missionary position while wearing a condom and white sport socks for five minutes with your heterosexual spouse while your newborn child sleeps in the next room. Neither partner looks each other in the eye or makes a sound before the male partner orgasms.

White Picket Fencing is practiced most commonly in suburban neighbourhoods or at kink parties, where it is considered a fetish.

"Mary and John engaged in White Picket Fencing once monthly."

"While at the underground kink party, Peggy and Brian performed White Picket Fencing for the crowd."

White Picket Fencing by Ann Bland June 14, 2013