petri dish

used to call someone flat and with no booty

shut up Panckakes Guy you petri dish, you have no booty.

petri dish by IAmChickenBot December 12, 2019

Petri Dish

A place that is full of people with the possibility of infection of viruses or diseases via close contact via people or "gross" environments, humid and warm temperatures, and people who are not minding etiquette in spread of coughing, sneezing, washing hands, or touching food.

John, that party sucked last night! Everybody was sticking their hands in the food and being all sweaty around each other. What a petri dish.

Petri Dish by Bocker December 29, 2021

Petri dish

Where Metacells are evolving

Typical Petri dish

Petri dish by MADRiddle July 12, 2022

Petri Dish

When a guy is having symptoms of a potential STI and ejaculates in his least desirable woman in rotation. He waits until she gets a diagnosis before he gets himself treated.

Deshawn PETRI DISHED his girl Kameka and found out he had given her Chlamydia after she got herself tested.

Petri Dish by BlackIlluminati February 27, 2024

Petri Dick

A he-whore with diseased cock from sleeping around.

Neither your place NOR mine, Petri Dick.

Petri Dick by AmadeuS469 December 6, 2025

The Petri State

A nickname given to Georgia due to Governor Brian Kemp’s premature move to reopen so many businesses and venues sure to efficiently spread COVID-19.

With all this business flowing back into our restaurants, theaters, hair salons and gyms, I’ll die happy in the good ole ICU right here in The Petri State!

The Petri State by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

human petri dish 

a person who is always sick and spreads their germs where ever they are.

Alan is such a human petri dish. He always has a cold and sneezes all over the place.

human petri dish by kajoe October 18, 2008