parched camel 

a dry vagina

"Damn man that girl I fucked last night was such a parched camel"

parched camel by parchedcamel November 2, 2013

Parched

Very thirsty

I am a little parched, could I have something to drink.

Parched by Anonymous August 11, 2003

Petched 

When something was working fine but now it isn't thanks to you

"Aw mate, I was just onsite installing a NAS but I accidentally petched their switch and now everything is offline."

Petched by shwosty June 9, 2020

parched

To be very very thirsty

1)Pass us a brew love im parched
2)Boil the kettle love im parched
3)Raggin Pat Butcher really made me parched

parched by Rodam July 28, 2008

Porched 

To be white girl wasted, to be extremely drunk, and in your feelings.

Damn amber got so porched last night she doesn't remember anything

Porched by Porched April 1, 2017

Parched

1. Exceedingly eager to get something (especially play)

2. Extremely Desperate

(Girl running up to guy) "Hey, you want to come over to my house later, we could...um...watch a movie together."

(Girl1 under breath) "Thirsty"

(Girl2) "Nah girl, she's parched"

Parched by TrueDemagogue July 30, 2011

Fuzzy Peached

When your low on money. Or simply don't have any money.

Hey joe, want to come get wasted tonight?
Sorry jay, i don't have enough fuzzies to support my peaches.

therefore, Joe is fuzzy peached

Fuzzy Peached by Lside Boy...of course April 3, 2009