cabbage patching 

when an older teenage male loiters creepily in an area where prostitots are known to congregate with intentions of pursuing them sexually

Jimbo, 19, had a successful night of cabbage patching at the mall. He managed to seduce a young sophomore prostitot and still have her home before her bedtime of 9:30.

cabbage patching by KBiggz December 10, 2011

cabbage patching 

a term used when a pedophile is going to go pick out a random child to rape

That creep at the playground is cabbage patching our kids. Someone call the police.

cabbage patching by The Lady Rowan July 30, 2016

Briar Patching 

The rhetorical phenomena where someone understands his opponent so poorly that he smugly suggests something he thinks they will hate but that they gleefully endorse.

Based on the story of Br'er Rabbit and the Briar Patch.

Person 1: "If you support X, that will enable Y."
Person 2: "Great!"
Person 1: "Wait, you support Y?"
Person 2: "Yep! You appear to be Briar Patching."

Briar Patching by z7r1k3 September 14, 2022

Cabbage Patching 

Taking a kief dusted nugget of marijuana and inserting it into your rectum, to experience euphoric pleasure and an unparalleled high.

Cabbage Patching that nugget got me feeling so euphoric!

Cabbage Patching by Mmmmmmmm1000 March 7, 2023

still pitching

This describes a male still able to have sex.

Old man Willie is still pitching according to the local ladies!

still pitching by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017

pitching a cave 

Opposite of pitching a tent. Seeing something so unattractive that your penis inverts.

When I saw my grandma's boob pop out it was so disgusting I was pitching a cave.

pitching a cave by Guy Snyder September 2, 2016

Pitching and catching 

Pitching is when you are the power top in a sexual encounter and catching is when you are taking it

So I was "pitching" to John and man was he "catching" it. Eg. Pitching and catching

Pitching and catching by Rojo125 June 23, 2019