Panera bread 

A cozy cafe type resturaunt across from the Hilcrest shopping centre in Richmondhill that makes any excuse to give you some of their signiture bread with your meal.

son: what did you order mom?

mom: i ordered the ham and swiss sandwich with a side salad but instead of the salad they gave me bread.

waiter: here's your check ma'am

waiter says nervously and slips a loaf of bread under check

mom: what's this?

waiter: nothing!

waiter runs away

son: well, that's what you get when you come to Panera bread.

Panera bread by betting--on--alice March 19, 2009

Panera Canal 

Eating your Panera bread bowl of soup, biting a face into it, sticking your dick in the mouth, and getting it refilled with soup.

It's been awhile for me, but I'm too dignified to beat my meat, guess I'm going down the Panera Canal tonight.

Panera Canal by Adrenaline guy May 11, 2019

Panera Head 

Sexual favors that follow meeting a girl at Panera Bread. Such activity typically succeeds the consumption of a "You Pick Two" meal, complemented by somewhat intellectual conversation. Obviously, it is of great utility to dress, talk, and act like a liberal. This means donning a scarf and using a MacBook computer.

Mr. Chocolate Shakes swapped the baguette for some Panera Head. Afterwards, he bought an oatmeal cookie from the bakery.

Panera Head by MrChocolateShakes January 19, 2012

Panera Bread 

Hell on earth. The worst place to work because the managers are too young to care about your social life since they already lost out on theirs.

And there is a minimum of 4 things out of stock every dinner rush because the lunch workers don't give two shits about the closing staff so they fling bread around willy nilly and leave everything a mess for others to deal with.

"Hey do you work at Panera Bread? Damn, man. Sorry for you loss of a social life."

Panera Bread by Margarinelove11 March 15, 2013

Panera Time 

The unmistakable time at which it is absolutely necessary to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop a deuce, or perform any other variation of defecation.

Friend #1: Hey, man, what's the matter?
Friend #2: (holding stomach) It's Panera Time!

Panera Time by aksival December 18, 2006

Panera dip

\ˈpan ˈer-ə ˈdip\ v. the distinctive characteristic motion by potential Panera Bread customers carrying a laptop bag when entering the establishment and looking for a seat in the proximity of an outlet. The motion is denoted by a few steps forward, a bending at the waist with a look left or right to see if there is an outlet, repeat. Usually seen in numbers at peak hours when outlets are mostly taken by students and laptop loners.

Panera should have installed more outlets, there are 5 people doing the Panera dip.

Panera dip by youtube-MercTV March 15, 2009

Panera Bread 

A sandwich chain that USED to be good, until they started the "clean food" revolution. This meant that old favorites such as Italian Combo, Sierra Turkey, and Chicken Cobb Salad were off the menu in favor of lower calorie versions that taste like crap. Has delicious bakery items like Cinnamon Crunch Bagels and Chocolate Chipper Cookies, but their Soups often comes out cold and Salad greens are often brown and wilted. Typical costumers are hipsters and yuppies in white suits.

I can't believe I paid $13.78 for a half Caesar Salad and half Turkey Sandwich that only had three pieces of turkey and lukewarm Salad Dressing at Panera Bread.

Panera Bread by partyrockstar222 March 11, 2017