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Most underappreciated health profession, as indicated by the ridiculous staff ratios in hospitals. Without them, patients are screwed.
Person 1: I can't believed it! Went to the hospital today, and instead got a nurse practitioner to help me. How dare they!

Person 2: How about you stfu. They actually know their shit.
Nurse by senthurmanz May 8, 2017
1: A Filipino Male/Female, Or any Asian who wants a good job.
2: Someone who takes care of people in Hospitals or Private healthcare organizations
1: FilipinoA: Hey that Nurse who took care of me looked Familiar...
FilipinoB: Yea, My Dad said you should avoid skating for a while
2: -Watch ER...
nurse by Kaniko September 5, 2005
An alternative for "ness"
ie. Stupidness or gayness
Sliv you are such a stupid nurse
nurse by Fish March 21, 2003
An exclamatory adjective used when something is fantastic. Synonyms include: Nice, Sweet, Gnarly, Great, Cool, Bitchin', Fantastic, Sick, etc.
Peed on it. It's negative.

Nurse.
nurse by darkmatteriii June 4, 2016
a useless m.f. istg.
oh car accident? so sorry that happened to you, ice pack? quoted from a nurse.
nurse by fxctonlybae May 9, 2021
a woman or man at school who offers everyone ice packs if they are bleeding or hurt.
Guy 1:I need a ambulance! My leg was cut off!
Nurse: Relax. Don’t be dramatic, here’s a icepack.
Nurse by moodjoody June 21, 2021