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mozzarella cum 

The kind of ultra stretchy and sticky cum that only exists in anime and manga.
She was totally covered in that mozzarella cum which stretched and hung from her like strings of cheese.
mozzarella cum by AgentColdShadow November 15, 2016

Mozzarella Waterwolf 

Mozilla Firefox used to be the badest an' fastest browser around. Then Google Chrome came out.
Damn! You're still using Mozzarella Waterwolf?

Mozzarella catturata dalla dolcezza dello scampo 

Popular recurring meme in the italian MasterChef community, born after a dish with Mozzarella on it was named this way.
Surprisingly, the dish wasn't well received by the judges who expelled the amateur chef from the kitchen.
Cristina, tu ci hai presentato una mozzarella catturata dalla dolcezza dello scampo... Un bel titolo, molto creativo... ma sul gusto non ci siamo.

Mozzarella Cheese 

A thick, white, watery substance that comes out of the vagina of a female when a female has yeast infection.
Guy1:Dude I got freaky with my girlfriend last night.

Guy2:Nice man, nice!

Guy1:Yea, I fingered her and white stuff oozed out and I licked it off my fingers, it tasted like Mozzarella Cheese.

Guy2:Dude, that's disgusting, did she have a yeast infection?

Guy1: I don't no, I enjoyed myself.

Mozzarella stick 

Someone who you turn to for casual, no-strings-attached hookups. a "snack" of sorts.
guy: What's going on with you and Steve? Are you guys dating?
girl: Oh not really, he's just a mozzarella stick.
Mozzarella stick by littlewanton September 13, 2011

Mozzarella Stick 

Basically, its when you have a cheeky wank at home before you go and meet a girl. When you ejaculate you collect the semen in your foreskin and leave it to set and age like a fine cheese. You then court the girl until she is ready to give you oral sex. When she does so she will get a mouthful of your man made cheese.
Ant: Ellen gave me a blowjob last night
Pat: You should have given her a Mozzarella Stick my dude.
Mozzarella Stick by WillyH June 6, 2017