Mountie 

Damn people who wear red uniforms and ride horses. Just because they are police officers they think it's okay to not pick up the horseshit they leave on the roads and let innocent peditrians to step into them. CLEAN UP THE HORSESHIT DAMNIT

I was walking downtown and i step on this HUGE pile of horseshit...damn mounties.

Mountie by MofoLee February 22, 2004

Mountie 

A common phrase within investment banking circles for a software developer with limited or zero true commercial capabilities. Mounties are often also considered to have poor communication skills and questionable hygiene practices.

On rare occasions, a Mountie can be a British national. This is rare (see Urban Dictionary definition Rare as Rocking Horse Shit). More commonly, a Mountie comes from developing countries and receives sub-standard training in the UK.

"Can you write me a 'hello world' example in C# please?"

"I'm afraid that's beyond my abilities, I'm a Mountie"

Mountie by billybobbobcat October 24, 2011

mountie 

An odd creature which lurks in the far reaches of Canada (also known as Canadia), and is trusted with gun-like objects and large things which hold the solitary purpose of whacking things. Tends to drink a lot.

Help! She's choking on a butterfly! Call a mountie!

mountie by George W. Fucker November 8, 2003

mountie 

Any canadian

look...it's a bus full of mounties

mountie by Ricky June 14, 2003

Bast Mountie 

A bread of Canada's finest female mountie. The ironic mis-spelling of best goes to show why women should stay in the kitchen. They can normally be found creeping around in random areas of canada, usually riding a horse. These creatures are very dangerous since they never sleep.

Chuck: Holy crap!! Is that Bast Mountie riding a horse!? | David: bast rides a h0rse? | Chuck: ya bro

Bast Mountie by Explode_Bomb August 18, 2011

mountie 

sexual maneuver - receiving oral sex from another after having gone anal on a law officer's wife. rusty hacksaw hell

..on a pile of dirt! And the next day I find out he came back and gave the hot cowgirl the Mountie!

mountie by Lockjaw April 22, 2005

Mountie 

A woman who draws a guy to sexual attraction. One who you fanasize about having sexual intercourse with.

Dam that Mandy bitch is such a mountie Dude!

Mountie by the original Ducky November 9, 2006