Explode_Bomb's definitions
A bread of Canada's finest female mountie. The ironic mis-spelling of best goes to show why women should stay in the kitchen. They can normally be found creeping around in random areas of canada, usually riding a horse. These creatures are very dangerous since they never sleep.
Chuck: Holy crap!! Is that Bast Mountie riding a horse!? | David: bast rides a h0rse? | Chuck: ya bro
by Explode_Bomb August 18, 2011
Get the Bast Mountiemug.