a fucken school full, of hypocrites and a school that doesn't do shit about bulliyng, but will however get you in trouble for getting uber eats.
wow mohi is gay, but i only come here because of my friends uwu. montclair high school be like that sum times (nigga moment).
by WE GOTZ KILLZ September 25, 2019
Get the montclair high school mug.1. A mother of a student that attends the New Jersey school Montclair State University with a status of being fine or hot.
2. A woman age 35 or older that attended Montclair State University as her post-secondary education.
2. A woman age 35 or older that attended Montclair State University as her post-secondary education.
1. “Yo bro, you’ve been to Cedric’s house before? Bro’s mom is hot asf”
“Yeah she a Montclair MILF, Cedric gotta hide her”
2. “Damn Professor Reyes is a baddie and she 39 too”.
“Professor Reyes a Montclair MILF, she attended here back in ‘02 to ‘06”.
“Yeah she a Montclair MILF, Cedric gotta hide her”
2. “Damn Professor Reyes is a baddie and she 39 too”.
“Professor Reyes a Montclair MILF, she attended here back in ‘02 to ‘06”.
by Pseudohan August 26, 2022
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"I heard Evan is the janitor at the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre. I saw him sleeping on a pile of newspapers and Subway napkins in the closet after his shift ended."
by Evan The Cum Janitor October 31, 2022
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Heroin chic got nothin' on Cherry dolls LA Stripper vibe, her entire life being a bad fashion moment that for some reason turns you on.
Usually seen in crack dens sitting on the knee of the biggest daddy in the room, think Mickey Rourke on a bad day in cut-off denim shorts and wife-beater, in 40 degree heat and ten days since his last rendezvous with a razor.
Cherry loves frills, shine, gloss and candy floss.
Partial to a slight gag and an angelic tear in the bedroom, Cherry doesn't understand boys, so she hangs out with her Daddy and shoplifts g-bangers at Target.
Heroin chic got nothin' on Cherry dolls LA Stripper vibe, her entire life being a bad fashion moment that for some reason turns you on.
Usually seen in crack dens sitting on the knee of the biggest daddy in the room, think Mickey Rourke on a bad day in cut-off denim shorts and wife-beater, in 40 degree heat and ten days since his last rendezvous with a razor.
Cherry loves frills, shine, gloss and candy floss.
Partial to a slight gag and an angelic tear in the bedroom, Cherry doesn't understand boys, so she hangs out with her Daddy and shoplifts g-bangers at Target.
Hey I heard Cherry Montclair fucked your boyfriend. You must be pissed, that's like the third one of your boyfriends in a row now, do you think maybe she's trying to piss you off?
by Mz. Itz April 17, 2011
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by jane January 20, 2005
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Broken down into its components, 'mono' - one : single : alone; 'clari' - clear or pure, 'gyne' - female reproductive organ; 'phobic' - aversion for.
Broken down into its components, 'mono' - one : single : alone; 'clari' - clear or pure, 'gyne' - female reproductive organ; 'phobic' - aversion for.
1. He's not gay, he's just monoclarigynephobic.
2. I don't know why he's so monoclarigynephobic...women aren't that scary.
2. I don't know why he's so monoclarigynephobic...women aren't that scary.
by Harmor February 5, 2007
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