Bar Mitzvah 

A coming-of-age ceremony in the Jewish religion. When a boy turns thirteen, he is considered a man and reads a torah portion in front of friends, family and his shul. Bat Mitzvahs, the counterpart for 13-year-old girls, started in the early 20th century. Bar and Bat Mitzvahs are really supposed to be holy ceremonies that mark a child's emergence into the adult world of Judiasm, but in some parts of the US the parties are all that matters. Yes, it's very important for each young teen to out-do each other. Whether it's having expensive DJ's or balloon arches, invitees of Bar/Bat Mitvahs know they will have a great time and end up with a giveaway, like a t-shirt or pj pants with a cheesy saying. (Read: "I danced my pants off at Lauren's Bat Mitzvah!") For young teens that are or know Jewish teens, Bar and Bat Mitzvahs are the social highlights of the 7th and 8th grades.

Slang: On AIM "BM"

Verb:
Mr. Cohen: My daughter is getting Bat Mitzvahed in January.
Mrs. Berg: I am so proud of her! Mazel Tov!

Noun:
Rebecca: Like, Omigod, so I am getting a chocolate fondue fountain during my Bat Mitzvah party!
Elana: Um, Katie already had one of those.
Rebecca: No! My party must be better than hers! Now I'll get hula dancers. HA!

Ben: I scored 7,653 bucks from my Bar Mitzvah.
Andrew: Well I scored 8,127 bucks. Plus a new laptop. HA!

Bar Mitzvah by Heather M October 12, 2005

Hot Mitzvah

Typically 13 years after your Bat Mitzvah, or sometime in your 20s, when you're hot you can have a celebration. Typically at 13 you are ugly and awkward.

I was chubby and awkward at my Bat Mitzvah, so now I'm having a Hot Mitzvah

Hot Mitzvah by Theta's Chi July 1, 2015

Bot Mitzvah 

A coming-of-age ceremony for young Jewish robots. Usually held on the robot's 13th birthday, when the robot is considered mature enough to begin his or her lifelong mission of destroying all humans.

David-tron's Bot Mitzvah was an ostentatious affair, with clown-bots, singing bots and a buffet.

Bot Mitzvah by Sebastian Gorkamorka May 14, 2008

The Bar Mitzvah 

noun, singular. Similar to a body shot; The skin of a penis is pulled over the head, creating a cylindrical enclosure. The inside is then filled to the brim with alcohol, and consumed like a traditional shot by a classy woman. After completion of the shot, everyone in the room must yell MOZZLETOFF!

The Bar Mitzvah: "I gave out so many Bar Mitzvah's last night that my penis has a hangover."

The Bar Mitzvah by Manafort Chubbz March 17, 2010

Botched Mitzvah 

A Bar Mitzvah that goes badly.

“I went to Jason’s Botched Mitzvah Saturday. Jason threw up during his reading. The DJ never showed up. The ice swan melted and they ran out of shrimp.”

Botched Mitzvah by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

1. (n) A shot containing 1 part goldschlager, 1 part crown royal, and 1 part pineapple juice.

2. (n) A coming of age traditional ceremony for a 13-year-old Jewish boy/wolf.

1. John order me so many werewolf bar mitzvah’s last night that I didn’t even realize she was fat.

2. Ryan’s Werewolf Bar Mitzvah was inspiring.

3. “Werewolf Bar mitzvah spooky scary, boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.”

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah by Harris Longshadow March 22, 2009

Fortnite Bar Mitzvah 

Heyyyyy everyone who reads this, you are all invited to my Fortnite Bar Mitzvah. No Skull Troopers cuz that's my costume!!! Bring your credit card information AND your social security number. No Defaults allowed (JK). Be there or be Dusty Depot. It will happen on Thursday, all are welcome. Only people with over 20 wins can come.

"Y'all are invited to my Fortnite Bar MItzvah"

Fortnite Bar Mitzvah by bigboipatek October 17, 2018