Well, first off, have sex. Although, the female involved must have her Granny Panties on or at the ready! Near the end of sex when the guy starts to feel his giblets tingle and jingle, let him release his massive load in the Granny Panties. I bet your thinking oh, that's dumb. But wait, there is more. Now, the male must be ready to drop a fairly good sized deuce (poop). Deliver the goods in the Granny Panties on top of the cum. Now the female must pull up the Granny Panties and wear them the rest of the day.

1)Excuse me Miss, would you mind if I tried your sour melted brownie?

2)
Dominic: Hey Grandma, can I borrow your granny panties so me and my girlfriend Willanda can make a sour melted brownie?

Olga: Hey Suze, what is that smell? It wreaks.
Suze: Oh it's only a sour melted brownie. Dave gave it to me after a decent round of sex. I'm wearing it like a trophy.

Sour Melted Brownie by The Ginger Bastard February 11, 2009

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Melted

A Scottish slang word to describe someone absolutely blazed.

"Mate, I was absolutely melted yesterday with Greg"

Melted by Wank doctor August 29, 2017

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milter filter

Both good and evil, this term describes a person, a situation, or a thing. This is essentially the exact same as a mother fucker, but is more fun to say.

1. Check out that meat spinning milter filter in his Hummer talking on an iPhone! (insult)

2. Lindsey just drank Jimmy under the table. What a highly dangerous badass milter filter! (compliment)

3. Milter filter! Couldn't you have at least puked in the toilet? (bad situation)

4. Dude, where's my car? I could have sworn I parked that milter filter here. (thing)

5. You had sex with my mom? You milter filter! (???)

milter filter by Battoo May 20, 2008

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'get milked'

Being masturbated to orgasm (male).

It's much more fun to 'get milked' than it is to slap the snake by yourself.

'get milked' by Daggitt January 27, 2007

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