mehrin

the apple of ones eye. the one you want to wake up next to every morning. the one you want to give your entire world to. a reason for you to exist. the one who will always make you happy even if everything else seems to go downhill. the one you need in your life

man, i wish i had a mehrin in my life! isnt it lovely to have a mehrin in your life?

mehrin by Justin Credible to be with you June 18, 2020

Marringle 

A married person who behaves like they are single.

My husband hangs out at the bar cruising other women. They think he's single. He's actually marringled.

Marringle by suzgirl November 3, 2016

Brain Marriage 

Brain Marriage (or marriage of brains) is a term used when talking about 2 or more individuals from diverse backgrounds coming together to achieve a common goal, task or project (mostly in business).

at a board meeting
CEO - Project 3.0 is the next big thing. What we need to achieve it is a brain marriage between all of us.

Heads of Marketing, Design, IT and Sales - nod in agreement

Brain Marriage by thewomanfriday October 6, 2019

James Marriott

A very tall man who is a Tory. He is reportedly known to spit on the poor and detest the homeless. He is trilingual and mentions this approximately 17 times a minute.

He also has a very fucking sexy accent.

"Hey look, there's James Marriott!"
"Haha Tory"
"This joke is getting old."
"Yeah."
"Sorry James."
"Agreed."

James Marriott by respectalgebra September 6, 2020

Merriam Webster 

The boring version of urban dictionary. A very normal dictionary that most student use and can be found in book stores.

Student 1: Hey, do you know what "abysmal" means?
Student 2: Let me find the definition in Merriam Webster.

Merriam Webster by WeepersLikeMe December 27, 2019

eternal marriage 

ETERNAL MARRIAGE = a doctrine taught by Mormons wherein couples are married for eternity.

Most Christians teach that people are married "until death do us part".

Most people are actually married "until divorce does us part".

But MORMONISM believes in ETERNAL MARRIAGE.

eternal marriage by Isaiah Fourman March 17, 2009

Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life 

Jojo’s bizarre married life- a gay fan fiction abomination produced by CLAMP where jotaro and kakyoin have children. It is the most god-aweful shitpost-worthy piece of media possibly ever created. It is the origin of the meme “kakyoin, did you lay this egg?” You sort of get the point. And their kid, jouta kujo, has a stand named after dish soap. And kakyoin poisons Dio with his horrible cooking. IT WAS ALSO ANIMATED BY STUDIO MADHOUSE. I wish I was kidding, somebody help

Person 1: have you read Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life ?
Person 2: don’t you ever fucking mention that fucking manga ever

Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life by GenosCyborg July 24, 2023