melee 

may-lay

*Hand-to-hand combat.

*Combat involving non-projectile battle, particularly with fists, club, etc.

*Verb : to inflict a physical attack on someone, usually with a non-sharp weapon like a club or a rifle-butt.

"In SOCOM I ran up to that guy and meleed his sorry ass."

melee by Dave April 16, 2004

melted candle 

an overweight male that doesn't do work at physical training and drinks underage. this particular male tries to get with overweight females that are smaller than 5ft.

"regan have you ever seen what a melted candle looks like? that's you with your shirt off"

melted candle by mrhat9000 March 10, 2009

Meleeza 

the coolest person you will ever meet, generally a girl.

if you meet a meleeza, it will be very hard for you to forget her bubbly and loving personality.

Just the other other day i met Meleeza. She was the coolest person ever!

Meleeza by meleeza January 23, 2009

meleedrama

A verbal onslaught of unnecessary, emotionally charged information. (sometimes brought about by a drunken stupor)
(origin - combination of melee and drama)

Last night my drunk friend Tifanny called me and unleashed her usual meleedrama upon my tired brain.

meleedrama by josh money October 29, 2006

Meleefag 

A person who loves, praises and worships Super Smash Bros. Melee till the day they die. Most often these type of people refuse to give credit or even play the other Smash games because of reasons such as "no wavedashing", "it's too slow", "you can't shine spike", and other reasons that prevent them from enjoying the other games. They make it clear that Melee is "the only true experience of Smash" for how broken the system is. They can't accept playing more stable, proper systems of Smash, and when they do play the other games, they generally blame their skill on the fact that there is no wavedashing.

Person 1: "Hey would you like to play some Smash 4 or Brawl?"
Person 2: "Ew why would I play those games? They don't have wavedashing and dash dancing isn't the same! They're not even as fast! Those games are for filthy casuals!"
Person 1: "Oh so you're a Meleefag..." filthy casuals Brawl

Meleefag by Gilgabob October 18, 2015

Meleemaster

A male with a small body and a minuscule penis. This person will often claim he is a master when it comes to sexual intercourse but the truth is that he will remain a virgin his whole life.

Inu often boasted that he was a master when it came to sex, but we all knew he was a meleemaster.

Meleemaster by Thatguyist May 11, 2008

Face like a melted welly 

Disfigured face.

Don't fancy yours much, she's got a face like a melted welly

Face like a melted welly by iamamanufan January 12, 2011