Magication 

To bestow upon, transfer, possess, or exchange magic.

See also: "Magify" , "Magicate" , "Magicify"

Cbab, you are full of magication!

Magication by Cbab August 26, 2008

masticating 

chewing. can also be a joke when u ask someone if they masticate

its so annoying when she is masticating

masticating by phantom negromante May 29, 2019

masturcation

synonym for mastabbatical; a shorter "vacation" from hands-on satisfaction (masturfaction)

He had been feeling tired during the day, so he decided he needed a short masturcation; he benefitted so much from his masturcation that he then went on a 3-month mastabbatical.

masturcation by Mr. Punderful January 14, 2014

Musication

The celebration of music

It was only a matter of time for musication to happen in New York City at the party.

Musication by dnoodlez October 16, 2014

Mastobation 

Masturbating while listening to music from the band Mastodon.
usually in correlation with the tempo of the song,guitar parts,or drums.
due to this fact,you often must change speeds and rhythm rapidly,making for a better experience.

Drew:DUDE! i just Mastobated to all of Leviathan!

Micky:No way! how big was your Iron Tusk?

Drew:Huge! it was awesome,its like i have a Hand of Stone!

-OR-

Mickey: I know just how to wake up my Sleeping Giant,ill just pop in Blood Mountain and...The Wolf is Loose!

Grandparents: Mastobation sure keeps our Hearts Alive!

so on and so forth...

Mastobation by Dandy Ritcher February 24, 2011

masticating 

It sounds like masturbating, but it actually means chewing.

Bob: Dude, I caught John masticating yesterday!
Will: Ewwww!
Bob: What, you got a problem with chewing?!?!?

masticating by MasticatingMaster February 7, 2017

maslocation 

mastubating in random locations.

man that maslocation last night was good, did it in a cave near the beach

maslocation by trippas August 14, 2010