St. Mary's 

St.Mary's College of Maryland is a competitive small liberal arts college in Southern Maryland on the St.Mary's river which leads into the Chesapeake. It's a very liberal, some-what hippie/boho type school and is known for small-classes, great professors, and the scenery.

I love St. Mary's College of Maryland, I miss going kayaking and sunbathing at The Point.

St. Mary's by student at SMCM May 28, 2006

Marko's toilet leg syndrome 

When your legs go numb from sitting on the toilet for too long.

After spending 2 hours scrolling Instagram In the bathroom I developed a case of Marko's toilet leg syndrome (MTLS).

Marko's toilet leg syndrome by Marko Polo March 1, 2020

St. Mary's County 

A county in Maryland. Despite it getting a bad rap by snobs around DC and Baltimore, who have never been here, it is one of the fastest growing counties in the state (along with our neighbors Charles and Calvert County). We are the birthplace of religious freedom in the United States and St. Mary's City had the first coffeehouse in North America. St. Mary's resident Margaret Brent was the first woman to act as an attorney in North America. Home of the stuffed ham. Home of Patuxent River Naval Air Station...where many astronauts got their start. Without St. Mary's, Maryland would never have existed. We have rural areas as well as suburbs. We are a bedroom community for Washington DC for those who don't want to deal with Montgomery, PG, and Howard County's yuppie crap.

Person 1: Oh man, you are from St. Mary's County...aren't you all a bunch of hicks?

Person 2: No, my dad tests fighter jets and my mom is a computer systems designer. We drink lattes here too you twit.

St. Mary's County by hellomeboy March 12, 2009

St. Mark's School of Texas 

One of the toughest, best, most prestigious high schools in the nation. A "college prep" school, the boys not only learn how to become truly erudite scholars, but they also encapsulate the hallmarks of a gentlemen. If you live in the Dallas area and want your boy to become a well-rounded, hard-working man, send him to St. Mark's for the best education.

Well, I'm not going to lie, it's tough, but the work load isn't too bad after coming from St. Mark's School of Texas. Hours of homework from my AP classes and pulling all-nighters before my AP English papers were due presented me a much more tedious and mentally challenging task than college work.

St. Mark's School of Texas by A Princeton / SM graduate September 26, 2010

Aunt Mary's Goat 

a disease of the nipple, resulting in elongation and toughness of the nipple, heard to be able to hold 3 to 4 small children off of one tit.

My Aunt Mary has a disease called Aunt Mary's goat, the nips get long and hard like linguine, but they are strong nips, three, four of the village children hangin; from one tit!

Aunt Mary's Goat by Poopin in ur boot January 5, 2010

St. Mary's Academy 

An all-girls high school in downtown Portland, OR. Despite being a Catholic school, it is very liberal. Approximately 50% of its students are Catholic - the same percentage as when it was created in 1859. Known for it's hard work load, and for fostering acceptance, leadership, independence and individuality in its students. Its two largest clubs are Theater Club and Sci-fi Fantasy Club. Its downtown location means most girls are comfortable using public transport to get around and are familiar with the city.

Also known for girls who don't know how to act around boys when they see them.

You're a feminist, pro-gay, theater nerd who's parents let her take the bus anywhere? Are you sure you don't go to St. Mary's Academy?

St. Mary's Academy by madi2012 January 10, 2011

St. Mary's Academy 

An all-girls school in Portland, OR. Often subject to criticism from girls who attend the other local private schools. While many will automatically sneer at its lack of boys, school spirit and location, it is in truth a fantastic school. It is the only school in the state to win the national Blue Ribbon award for education TWICE and also has a great 6A golf team and a number of other 4A teams. SMA is truly a home for many; it is one of the most economically and ethnically diverse schools in the area because of its location right in the heart of downtown. As to the claims that SMA girls act sluttily around boys, this is untrue. Girls are just more confident and comfortable in their own skin.

Boy #1: hey, where does that girl you brought to last week's dance go to school?

Boy #2: She goes to St. Mary's Academy.

Boy #1: wow, she was so smart, confident and cute! I wonder if any of her friends want to come to the next dance?

St. Mary's Academy by MizLiz October 15, 2010