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Marcello 

An Italian who can't hold a pistol properly.
Tony: Marcello!
Marcello: What is it?
Tony: What you doing?
Marcello: Holding a pistol
Tony: Mamma mia, Marcello! That's not how you hold a pistol!
Marcello: What you mean?
Tony (holding the pistol properly): THIS is how you hold a pistol! Alberto! Come-a look at Marcello!
Alberto (holding 2 rifles in the proper Italian way): *deep inhale* MAMMA MIA!!!
Marcello by Surzel December 31, 2019
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A beautiful young lady very rare. Her name describes her in complete accuracy. She is a very smart young lady. Most likely the type to be in a meaningful relationship that will last. Her loyalty runs deep and will love you for a long time if not forever.
Marvelous? That's a unique name. I'm sure your marvelous yourself.
Marvelous by definitions 444 June 18, 2018

marcellus 

Tall, dark, and handsome. Great conversationalist. A man who could hold his end of a debate and not be obnoxious about it. Bangin' body. So determined. German chocolate cake lover. Best space saving laundry folder. Awesome listener...even when you talk about clinical all the time. :P Someone who will raise his children according to the dog whisperer. And well, so damn cute.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Dang. He's so hot...his name must be marcellus.
marcellus by eivie March 1, 2009

Dirty Marcello 

When you go to that party and hook up with that crazy bitch who, after giving you a pleasant yet rough hand job, shits on your hand wherein you proceed to fist her loose vagina with your shitty hand while screaming your ex girlfriend/wife's name.
Guy 1: "Yo I heard things got real weird last night at that party."

Guy 2: "Yeah...... I gave that Dunkin Donuts bitch Stacy the old 'Dirty Marcello'."

Guy 1: ".....She shit on your hand and you fisted her screaming your ex girlfriends name? You realize she was 14 right bro?"

Guy 2: "......Fuck."
Dirty Marcello by ChrisMarcello October 11, 2012
a cool word used to describe how great something is.
tony- wow madeline thats awesome
madeline-- ahh tony marvelous!
marvelous by anthony james September 27, 2005

Magic Marcello Switch 

The small buttons on IT station controls that allow switching from laptop to desktop as a source for the video projector
-The image is not coming up
-You have to press the Magic Marcello Switch

St. Marcellinus 

A catholic secondary school located in the heart of Mississauga. The school reinforces catholic values every morning through prayer, although most of people aren't catholic or don't give a flying fuck. The cafeteria food is lacking, and made by European F.O.B's. The demographics include Black & Asian.... oh and the odd white person. The school is still awesome, because nobody wants to go to Mississauga Secondary School.
"Billy goes to St. Marcellinus, I heard it was a pretty rad school"
St. Marcellinus by PsycoClam February 1, 2013