Mannequin Rudder 

Go to the mall and find the hottest looking mannequin. Hide until the mall closes and then derobe and return to your plastic lady. Proceed to use your own hand to maneuver the mannequin's hand to jerk off with. Even though its easier, never detach the hand because the hope is that mid-rudder, the mannequin will come to life (i.e. Kim Cattrall in Mannequin) and you'll have a sex slave for life. No one likes a one-armed gimp.

Girl - "I can't wait to see what happens with Carrie and Big during the new Sex and the City movie"

Guy - "That reminds me, we have to stop by the Macy's on the way home. I need a tie that matches my new suit plus I will be able to get a Mannequin Rudder and achieve a level of satisfaction your prude ass could never give"

Mannequin Rudder by weezarc May 18, 2010

Mannequin Skywalker

Derogatory name for Hayden Christensen's portrayal of Anakin Skywalker in the last two Star Wars prequel movies. Many consider his performance stiff and wooden, much like a store mannequin (hence the name).

You know what, maybe we should start calling your friend Padme, because he loves Mannequin Skywalker so much, right? -- Hobbit Fan, Clerks II

Mannequin Skywalker by IronicTrollFace December 27, 2016

mannequin hands 

Act of stimulating female body with the hand of a mannequin

Bro! She was so nasty I went mannequin hands on her

mannequin hands by SampsonSimpsonFirst May 20, 2014

mannequin mode 

A state that is reached when one has run out of options. Usually takes place in a social situation when you cannot play possum and are forced to talk to somebody you do not want to speak to. Usually makes the victim appear as a "mannequin" in a completely frozen position.

Psycho Chico/a: Why was it when I went in to kiss you, you froze?

Normal Person: It's a defense mechanism, when I can't feign sleep or death I go into mannequin mode.

mannequin mode by Davey December 4, 2004

mannequin land 

Mannequin Land is one of the most elite groups on myspace after AP, and is the hardest to get into. Their group tag is ML, and it is not filled with over photoshopped people, who think they're better than everyone else. And also its not filled with "scene" kids.

Mannequin Land is full of individuals who are true to themselves, and have beauty both on the inside and on the outside. And the group is not filled with narcissistic people. Mannequin Land is a group where only the best, the prettiest and the most confident can get into.

There have been some fake groups imitating ML, and there have been low life losers who tag ML into their names without actually getting accepted. However if you think you can get into ML you wouldn't need to script into the group, fake tag ML into your name, and beg others to nominate you, it would be easy.

Mannequin Land
Perfect Dolls
Aesthetic Perfection

mannequin land by we own the nigt March 30, 2009

mannequin challenge 

Apparently the latest trend. If you thought 2016 couldn't get any worse, well here you are. It's basically an act of standing still with a group of people while a person films the whole thing. Later on they upload it with music to the Internet. What you're supposed to accomplish with it, I have no idea about that but if the intention is to look like a complete dumbfuck then you're doing it just right.

Guy1: Let's try the mannequin challenge!
Guy2: Everybody already knows you're a dumbfuck.

mannequin challenge by Catastrophe93 December 3, 2016

Mannequin Wank 

When you see a mannequin wearing some sexy article of clothing, go home, and have a wank.

Person 1: I was at walmart the other day.
Person 2: and?
Person 1: I saw a mannequin in yoga pants, went home after and had a mannequin wank.

Mannequin Wank by Squidissued October 19, 2019