kleenex condom

When a guy is about to ejaculate from masturbating, he readies a "kleenex condom" - in other words, wraps tissue paper over the top of his dick, as to catch the semen and prevent making a mess.

It is named "kleenex condom" because it involves the use of facial tissue - Kleenex being a popular brand, and serves a similar function of a condom because it catches ejaculate, however Kleenex tissues could never actually serve the purpose of a real condom, and kleenex condoms SHOULD NOT be used as a prophylactic for sexual intercourse.

Jimmy yanked his Jimmy and then felt like he was about to come, so he quickly grabbed some tissue paper and made a kleenex condom on his ding-a-ling.

kleenex condom by Doo-da June 4, 2007

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kleenex shoes

A nod to last night's episode of "The Office."

A pair of shoes made out of kleenex boxes that a man wears when he's missing his only pair of shoes.

Scott: What was up with Alfred's shoes? Were those kleenex?

David: No, they were kleenex shoes!

Scott: What the hell are those?

David: They're something Alfred turns to when he loses his shoes. At least he's wearing shoes, right?

Scott: Right!

kleenex shoes by Alfred Miller October 9, 2009