Skip to main content

Ken Doll Cold 

So cold your manhood is non-existent
It wasnt till I was balls deep that I realized it was Ken Doll Cold!
Ken Doll Cold by Spookm14 June 27, 2019

Vonny The Ken Doll 

Vonny The Ken Doll is a Canadian Television Personality and Celebrity Blogger.
Vonny The Ken Doll Ken Doll The Ken Doll
Vonny The Ken Doll by DanielDfour November 23, 2010

Vonny The Ken Doll 

Vonny The Ken Doll also known as Vaughn Sweetland is a Canadian television personality and media mogul. Vonny The Ken Doll also runs celebrity gossip site under the name Vonny The Ken Doll alongside his colleague Persia Ramedani from Personal Persia.
I read it on Vonny The Ken Doll's website
Vonny The Ken Doll by MinajKIM November 22, 2010

Busy as a Ken doll 

Lazy, not doing anything, can't get it up.
"Hey are you busy?"
"About as busy as a Ken doll."

ken the barbie doll

what some guys look like during wrestling in their tight uniforms
A1: Dude look at S, he looks like Ken the Barbie Doll
A2: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

weeks later...
S: Hey guys
A2: KEN THE BARBIE DOLL!!!
A1: SHUT UP!!!!
A2: U no it makes u green!!

ken dolling 

The act of taking an attractive man and mentally picturing he has no junk in his trunk.
Usually done when a man is off limits (a friend's ex, gay, just a friend,etc.)

You picture that if you were to pull down his pants there would be nothing there.
Imagining a man has no sexual organ, but is rather smooth in his nether regions like a ken doll.
Ya, he is attractive, but he is my best friend's ex so I have been ken dolling him since them and always will. He has no D in my mind because he has been ken dolled
ken dolling by slangslingingslasher February 2, 2014
Word of the Day on December 28, 2022