johnigga 

A nigga that the group loves. A Johnigga is the certified GOAT of the friend group.

Pierre : Johnigga was the MVP for the Barrhaven Steamers.
Ben : For real? I didn’t know Johnigga was that goated.
Pierre : Yeeee

johnigga by HeDoBeVibinDoe March 19, 2020

johnner 

That weird moment when your friend named John, Jonah, Johnny gets a boner...

Johnny: Damn! I got a johnner again in my pants! It hurts a lot having a Johnner.

johnner by Mr. Uncle September 22, 2021

Johnae

Is a very outgoing person she puts others before herself, johnae tries to avoid drama & focus on her dreams, but she's also a funny, beautiful girl she makes people feel welcome . Johnae is not afraid to speak her mind she's very bold do not underestimate a johnae

Yeah that's johnae

Johnae by osbaf53 January 5, 2017

Johanie 

She is smart. She is open minded, trustworthy, and dedicated. She cares deeply for her family. She is a great friend. She understand you. Shes has lots of friends and comes off as mean or intimating but she's actually nice and sweet. If you ever meet her, be nice and she will do the same. She is the greatest girlfriend in the entire world but don't provoke her otherwise you'll experience something (Evil Smirk).

Girl1: Johanie is here...
Girl2: Be nice to her, she's kinda mean.
Girl1: I don't think she's mean...she looks strict.

Johanie by Wannah August 17, 2021

Joanie

Joanie- a super nice, athletic person. Who always makes sure everyone is happy. She is the opposite of selfish. Extremely supportive and caring. Usually blonde hair and super beautiful. And does anything for a friend. She doesn’t ever try to get attention. But be careful she is very competitive!! If you are lucky enough to meet one cherish all the time you can. She is probably the coolest person ever. And is basically perfect.

The only right name to anatheletic nice caring person is Joanie.

Joanie by Blahlaba December 29, 2017

Elton Johning

Unplugging from the internet to get some creative work done

I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.

Elton Johning by Andrew Stone January 1, 2009

Johnfields

The epitomy of backwards ass Colorado yokel. Usually found sipping lithium sun-tea and chasing elk and bear around Pikes Peak on his mountain bike. Once said to be extinct JohnFields Jr.'s now run rampant around the once peaceful colorado praire.

Just then the storm hit and lightning came down and johnfields everthing to hell.

Johnfields by shiggins January 14, 2008