investment broker 

A businessman whose purpose is to make you go broke with his investments.

I could go broke just by practicing unwise spending; why should I pay an investment broker to accomplish this for me???

investment broker by QuacksO October 12, 2018

investment casting 

A molding process whereby precious metals are melted down and formed into household items, sporting-goods, etc., enabling their buyers to be less "obvious" or "visible" in their acquisition of said valuable minerals than they would be if they simply purchased coins, bars, etc.

Two excellent examples of investment casting would be electrical/plumbing components and golf clubs, which can be formed from gold, silver, platinum, etc. and installed/stored in the investor's home without anyone's being the wiser.

investment casting by QuacksO May 18, 2019

Investment Property 

A person who has an investment property is someone who is in a relationship with someone who is undergoing a huge make over/glow up. The investor enters a relationship with someone that is below a 10/10 in the hopes of their partner eventually transforming into a 10. Hence why they are investing into the relationship market while the demand for their target is low

Bob: Bro your girl is a 3/10, what are you smoking son?
Cooper: Don't worry, she's an Investment Property
Bob: Ah, that explains it

Investment Property by TheOldFossil July 20, 2023

Investment fatty 

The idea of dating a fat chick with the goal of making her thin and therefore more attractive.

I'm dating an investment fatty, if I'm successful the dividends will be a hot girlfriend.

Investment fatty by J-Jim April 20, 2021

investment bank 

Greed, the downfall of American Productivity.
If your factory or enterprise is no longer privately held, and margins are less than 25%, prepare for your job to move offshore.

Fred: "Hey Greg, where's your car?"

Greg: "Couldn't afford the payment. An investment bank took over our factory, sold off the machinery and building, and now 14 year old Chinese girls make Oster blenders."

Fred: "It's economics. 1/8th the quality at 1/10th the wage."

investment bank by ebbing August 18, 2008

Investment Banker 

Rhyming slang for wanker.

Hey, how come bob didn't show up at the party Saturday?

I don't know, I heard he got a job as an investment banker.

Investment Banker by Mpc1209 September 17, 2013

Investment Rawdog 

When you have no problem having having sex with a girl without a condom on because her family is well off.

Dude...you hit it with no rubber on?! She's not even that cute, what are you thinking??!! "Bro her dad owns a multi million dollar company, it was an investment Rawdog!

Investment Rawdog by JimmyGrawdogger June 7, 2018