Papa Infantino 

Papa Infantino is the father of Pionel Pandres Pessi. He gives him penalties to rig things. Papa Infantino also hates Cristiano Ronaldo, and will do anything at any cost to mess him up. Papa Infantino loves Pessi.
Other traits: Loves penalties , and robbing things

Pionel Pandres Pessi: My dad gave me a penalty!
Friend: Is your dad Papa Infantino?

Papa Infantino by Kevin is a Neuer fan July 14, 2023

Paraphilic Infantilism 

A fetish where people dress up like babies

My son's preschool teacher is into Paraphilic Infantilism and often wears diapers under his pants.

Paraphilic Infantilism by Chodeyjones42 April 20, 2015

infanticipating

Anticipating an infant, aka, pregnant.

Did you notice Jordana's baby bump yet? She and Mark are infanticipating.

infanticipating by momo midori July 16, 2009

Infantsizing 

Prospective adoptive parents who choose the birth mother at an early stage of pregnancy. They then gather information about race of birth father, with everything done in a very calculating manner. They will not consider adopting a child other than one that meets their standard. They are the customers of adoption facilities that epitomize these met standards. See Baby Glommer, and Baby Gloaming

Are you just day-dreaming or infantsizing?

Infantsizing by gravy111 November 27, 2010

irfantism 

Self-denouncing idiocy, as in posting the comment '1st' more than once on an internet forum. Named after the first noted exponent Irfan Khan for his profoundly idiotic (mis)use of the commenting facility on Facebook on 8th March 2011.

Calling yourself an idiot is explicit irfantism, making it obvious by your actions is implicit irfantism.

irfantism by Umlimo March 22, 2011

infantiphobia 

The fear of babies

Gene: Run for your life! A baby!
Phineas: What's your problem man? Do you have infantiphobia?

infantiphobia by Derek August 11, 2008

male infanticide 

To kill an infant or baby because they are male.

Male infanticide is virtually zero in comparison to female infanticide.

In past centuries male infanticide has been used as a war tactic in controlling nations by limiting the numbers of men that can fight in wars.

male infanticide by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007