irfantism

Self-denouncing idiocy, as in posting the comment '1st' more than once on an internet forum. Named after the first noted exponent Irfan Khan for his profoundly idiotic (mis)use of the commenting facility on Facebook on 8th March 2011.

Calling yourself an idiot is explicit irfantism, making it obvious by your actions is implicit irfantism.

by Umlimo March 22, 2011

Infantise

to be made an infant. parents and society often try to do this to teen men and women.
like when of the news they call someone under 18 a child ect.

my mothed is trying to infantise me.

by Deep blue 2012 August 29, 2009

Infantisize

Fantasizing about murdering a baby, possibly while on a crowed air plane or in movie theater.

I started to infantisize when the screaming baby made me miss the movie previews.

by Doc Bliss July 7, 2016

infintismally

clear mispronunciation of "infinitesimally" by ignoramus style youngsters.

the chances of that even happening are like infintismally small.

by stellaglo October 21, 2010

Infantism

The Life/Adventure of an Infant

"Hey did you get your essay on Infantism done yet?"
"No, I don't know much about my life when I was a baby."

by BigBoyBillyBob October 23, 2019

Infantism

The life or adventures of an infant

Hey did you get your personal essay on Infantism done yet?
No, I don't know much about my life when I was a baby.

by BigBoyBillyBob October 23, 2019

Infantism

When you desire to be with or see babies.

My mom was diagnosed with infantism towards my cousins child.

by Dr. John Sorrada July 4, 2020