Impacted Penis 

When you plan on being out sick and you have one of those bosses that always wants to know what's wrong. Guaranteed that they will never ask again. Not sure what it is, but it sounds painful.

I'm not gonna make it to work today, I'm sick.
What's wrong?

I have an Impacted Penis.

Impacted Penis by dysangel March 8, 2009

Impeachment 

The process of a president basically being taken to court for crimes done while in power. It does NOT mean they’re getting removed from office, but they could be.

Impeachment has only had to happen with presidents Andrew Johnson, Bill Clinton, and Donald Trump.

Impeachment by j1nk13s December 21, 2019

impeach

Just to clear things up for all those idiots out there who know shit about impeachment, TO IMPEACH A PRESIDENT IS NOT THE SAME AS PUTTING THEM OUT OF OFFICE.

To impeach the President or another federal official is to bring a formal charge of wrongdoing against the. The accused then goes to trial with the Senate acting as a court.

ACCORDING TO SECTION 4 OF ARTICLE II, NO PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES HAS EVER BEEN IMPEACHED. It is a common misconception and a very ignorant one at that. Both Clinton and Johnson were NOT impeached. It was not met to the full extent and by all rules on ANY accused president.

I honestly hope some of you learned something out there. It's scary to think about how clueless some people are about the National Government.

Even if George W. Bush were to be impeached, I highly doubt he will actually be put out of office.

impeach by Zythum May 26, 2005

fake impeachment inquiry 

What Putin’s Pawn, in a nearly psychotic state of frenzied ultra-victimhood, halfway believes and attempts to convince his “loyal base“ is true.

He began his incoherent middle-of-the-night twitterblasts with references, endless references, to the fake impeachment inquiry he grandiosely imagined he could magically tweet into existence.

fake impeachment inquiry by Dr Bunnygirl November 7, 2019

Imbleached 

When one is removed quickly from a position of authority as if they were a lingering germ or virus on a high touch surface.

The sitting President was Imbleached after spouting insane theories on treatments and cures.

Imbleached by Johnny Donut April 24, 2020

Impeach the Motherfucker 

The widely popular saying that is written on just one of the many anti-45 tee-shirts out there.

Walking into the tee-shirt outlet I said, “Impeach the Motherfucker” and was immediately directed to the busy section where these tee-shirts were located.

Impeach the Motherfucker by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

The Great Impeachee 

The person who is the best at getting impeached.

That dude who was the 45th President really shit the bed huh?
Oh - you mean The Great Impeachee - yeah...

The Great Impeachee by one 'f' Jeph January 13, 2021