Mormoning

To use a non-valid response as an explanation, other than throaty tones and slurred words.

Bro Chris gave a "mormon" explanation for why he didnt clean off the keyboard.

or

Brother Joseph is "mormoning" his way out of a circle jerk, once again

or Elder Kirkpatrich "mormoned" his way out of "dusting the pine" with The Troop

"uuhhhhhhhh welllllll, ha ha ya knowww..."

Mormoning by Jsmithstersaltlakemomo July 4, 2009

homoing 

The art of wasting a stupid amount of time on something so unimportant.

Chris spent 2 hours arranging his browser bookmarks into categories.

Chris spent 30 minutes making an email signature.

Chris spent 15 minutes putting his shoes on to go out.

Chris spent ages lining up wires so that they don't cross each other.

All the above would result in..

"Chris has been homoing again!" or "Stop homoing and hurry up!!"

homoing by ninja puppy May 20, 2010

Harmonigga 

The type of harmonica a black or uneducated person (i.e. homeless person) plays expecting pay for the shit they compose.

1. Damn, foo, you sho can play dat harmonigga!

2. Stop playing that harmonigga, you suck.

Harmonigga by A-Dawg1995 April 26, 2011

homoming 

to puke violently while spinning in circles while listening to Korn

"dude...i got so wasted at the party last night...i was homoming everywhere."

homoming by kora and colbin January 13, 2009

hoboning 

When you have have sex with a homeless person. Or when two homeless people have sex together.

Saw to drug addicts hoboning on the street yesterday.

hoboning by camshoeman3 March 15, 2018

Horning 

Demonstrating your intention and desire to perform a carnal act with one or more members of the sex to which you are most attracted.

Did you see Charlie talking to Linda and that hen do party she was with? he was really horning at them.

Horning by Snikks July 22, 2011

Harooning 

To pump a Texas Mickey of whiskey directly into one's mouth.

Honestly I harooned before we went for lunch drinks, it felt great and I feel no shame in harooning.

One time Haroon harooned and then harooning became a thing

Harooning by SousedBergin December 22, 2017