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Homming Dogger 

One that likes to put different things into his rectum during masterbation, Normally exotic items such as pineapples, staplers, little powdered donuts, Loaded baked potato pringles, ect..
Guy 1: Hey Friend, What are you doing?

Guy 2: Im Homming Dogging, Can't you tell?

Guy 1: Oooooh, I never knew you were a homming dogger, it all makes sense now... Expecially with the whole Blackberry incident..
Homming Dogger by WootALoot September 14, 2010

Homomangiviralspreadicus

Someone who still thinks myspace is cool. Those who have this attribute often find the desire to build other personal shrines to themselves. Homomangiviralspreadicus are usually conceited, pretentious, self-absorbed, vain, and generally infatuated with themselves. (sometimes sexually)
Can you believe how much of a homomangiviralspreadicus he is? His whole life has been enshrined on myspace.

Homolingus 

A type of STD passed on by women who prefer to live an alternative lifestyle. Often times these women’s will be enamored with hello kitty.
Person 1: Yo bro why you coughing?
Person 2: I think my girlfriend gave me homolingus
Homolingus by Dr.mane August 23, 2023
The evolution after the Pokemon Slaking.

Generally misused as an insult even though Homoking has never done anything wrong to society. Homoking is innocent.

The image to display Homoking is two Slakings 69ing.
Slaking can only evolve to Homoking when it finds another Slaking of the same gender to 69 with.
Homoking by PamsD December 11, 2012
The art of wasting a stupid amount of time on something so unimportant.
Chris spent 2 hours arranging his browser bookmarks into categories.

Chris spent 30 minutes making an email signature.

Chris spent 15 minutes putting his shoes on to go out.

Chris spent ages lining up wires so that they don't cross each other.

All the above would result in..

"Chris has been homoing again!" or "Stop homoing and hurry up!!"
homoing by ninja puppy May 20, 2010
When people are waiting to watch a movie and the person with the movie will not get off the phone.
If Jim Romanko would stop homoing and put that cell away we could watch the movie
homoing by JimRwfrs May 3, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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