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Homming Dogger 

One that likes to put different things into his rectum during masterbation, Normally exotic items such as pineapples, staplers, little powdered donuts, Loaded baked potato pringles, ect..
Guy 1: Hey Friend, What are you doing?

Guy 2: Im Homming Dogging, Can't you tell?

Guy 1: Oooooh, I never knew you were a homming dogger, it all makes sense now... Expecially with the whole Blackberry incident..
Homming Dogger by WootALoot September 14, 2010

Homomangiviralspreadicus

Someone who still thinks myspace is cool. Those who have this attribute often find the desire to build other personal shrines to themselves. Homomangiviralspreadicus are usually conceited, pretentious, self-absorbed, vain, and generally infatuated with themselves. (sometimes sexually)
Can you believe how much of a homomangiviralspreadicus he is? His whole life has been enshrined on myspace.

Homolingus 

A type of STD passed on by women who prefer to live an alternative lifestyle. Often times these women’s will be enamored with hello kitty.
Person 1: Yo bro why you coughing?
Person 2: I think my girlfriend gave me homolingus
Homolingus by Dr.mane August 23, 2023
The evolution after the Pokemon Slaking.

Generally misused as an insult even though Homoking has never done anything wrong to society. Homoking is innocent.

The image to display Homoking is two Slakings 69ing.
Slaking can only evolve to Homoking when it finds another Slaking of the same gender to 69 with.
Homoking by PamsD December 11, 2012
The art of wasting a stupid amount of time on something so unimportant.
Chris spent 2 hours arranging his browser bookmarks into categories.

Chris spent 30 minutes making an email signature.

Chris spent 15 minutes putting his shoes on to go out.

Chris spent ages lining up wires so that they don't cross each other.

All the above would result in..

"Chris has been homoing again!" or "Stop homoing and hurry up!!"
homoing by ninja puppy May 20, 2010
When people are waiting to watch a movie and the person with the movie will not get off the phone.
If Jim Romanko would stop homoing and put that cell away we could watch the movie
homoing by JimRwfrs May 3, 2008