Pecker Holster 

Pecker Holster is a derogatory term for the mouth or one who performs frequent blow jobs. It is not a polite thing to say in almost any group, regardless of the sexual proclivities of the group.

Did I hear something come out of that Pecker Holster you call a mouth?

Pecker Holster by Mudknuckle Circus December 2, 2013

boner holster 

A derogatory, yet all-encompassing slang term for the vagina.

Smells like boner holster in here.

boner holster by MC Cancerpants July 31, 2006

In the Holster 

The act of sleeping with one's penis safely rested in their partners buttcrack for easy and quick access in the morning. Buttsex for the working man.

Jack nessled his dude in the walls of Mike's ass. When Mike asked what that damp, slimy feeling on his behind was; Jack replied "Just placin it in the holster babe"

In the Holster by Beisner March 29, 2005

cock holster 

the mouth of either a male or a female. used as a derogatoty meaning.

joe blow, shut your cock holster.

cock holster by slapmeat July 29, 2003

dick holster 

1. The mouth of a person that displeases you. Insult

2. The mouth of a person that pleases you. complement

1. Steve, shut you filthy dick holster, you talk too much.

2. God, I love it when women put lip gloss on their dick holsters.

dick holster by leadthrower August 28, 2006

Cock Holster 

N. Using a person's mouth to place your penis for storage...

N. A penis garage

Dood, your mom is such a cock holster.

Cock Holster by Neuro4848 May 28, 2003

cock-holster 

US Army slang for the human mouth.

As heard yelled by Sand-Hill Drill-Sergeants, RI's, and some particularly old-school/politically in-correct 1SGT'and CSM's when they've got a case of the Red-Ass.

*Note: this term is NOT meant to be homo-phobic, nor does it imply or suggest any degree of homosexuality on anyone's part, it is simply a term of endearment to be used when you're pissed-off at someone.

"All of you, shut your goddam fucking cock-holsters and listen up...!"

cock-holster by goodcop8 November 14, 2007