HAL 

yet another leet and learned non-nerdy computer-type...
we need more like HAL

nerd_1 : i wish i was cool like HAL, instead of being a gay nerd...

HAL by i'm not HAL January 4, 2004

hal 

Means Hugs and Licks
H = (hugs) A = (and) L = (licks)

Person A - Hi
Person B - Hi, hal
Person A - awwwww, hal to you too.

hal by Anonymous12358 December 9, 2008

Hal 

A tall, assholish poser who puts down people shorter and different than he is, one with a band of suck ups that make him feel so good about himself. Tommy, his right hand man copies whatever Hal does and has no mind of his own, and when he is wrong, doesn't admit to it, Charlie thinks Hal is the coolest guy in the world because he has a mohawk...Charlie also never washes his hair. Hal treats girls nice to their faces but badly behind their backs.

Person 1: Hey, let's go talk to Hal!
Person 2: No, he's a fuck head

Hal by Hellbender April 2, 2005

Hal 

A type of person, almost always the butt of every joke in a group setting.

Jake: Do you remember that time someone was impressed something made it onto Urban Dictionary? Anything can be put on Urban Dictionary!

Ali: Haha, yeah bro, such a Hal Thing to do

Hal by To1dYaS0 June 18, 2018

hal 

Half a Laugh - when "HA" isn't enough, but "LOL" is just too much

person 1: that stupid lady dropped a tray of soup right in my lap!

person 2: hal

hal by Vega27 January 12, 2010

Hal 

Hal is the only black computer nerd to venture into various online communities like zfgc and Hidden-Street.

Guy1: Whos the only black person to listen to rap AND type proper english?

Guy2: Hal!

Guy1: Yer damn right

Hal by Dawain J. July 16, 2008

hal 

a bisexual boi who is really attracted to zebra furries, and the opposite of a normie, but will sometimes call others that are not normies a normie. but a pretty cool fun guy

hey did u see hal last night?
yeah he kept asking to watch this zebra documentary on national geographic it was weird.

hal by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom February 5, 2018