FEMA 

Federal Emergency Management Agency

FEMA allows the White House to suspend constitutional government upon declaration of a national emergency. It allows creation of a non-elected national government. Think about that.

FEMA is our government.

FEMA by ilona January 25, 2006

fema 

Fuck Everyone Mainly African-Americans

I know FEMA send dat hurricane. Him and that Dick Cheney.

fema by Carlos Thomas July 27, 2007

FEMA 

Government Agency despised by people who don't know what the fuck they are talking about.

FEMA isn't a first responder agency, jackass. All disasters are local.

FEMA by ttc2301 February 13, 2008

Fema 

federal emergancy managment agence

FEMA was in charge of the oil spilll

Fema by danial March 24, 2003

fema 

nickname given to someone who thinks they can save people just because she's strung out on diet coke and can stay up all night playing cahds.....

"Fema says, "This cat litter oughta do the trick...""
"Or how about another klingon cloaking device"

fema by big_tits_magee December 28, 2005

FEMA 

FIND EVERY MEXICAN AVAILABLE

Quick FEMA us up, We need all the help we can get to build this thing

FEMA by Theamazinggeek June 2, 2018

FEMA Water 

Water handed out at a FEMA Point of Distribution or POD, along with FEMA Ice and sometimes MRE's.

"Sweetie, on your way home, run past the POD and pick up some more FEMA Water."

FEMA Water by TxFeatFan November 5, 2008