Self Fellatio

The act of giving yourself a blowjob. It's pretty damn impossible.

Guy 1: "Dude I just self fellatio'd myself."
Guy 2: "What? No way!"
Guy 1: "Hurt like fuck, but yeah. Ain't nothing like taking your own load."
Guy 2: "Dude, wtf..."

Self Fellatio by the really awesome guy July 27, 2009

fellaticake 

While receiving head if at any time, for any reason fecal defication occurs, excluding use of a toliet such act will be described as fellaticake

Angies blowie was so trash I had to give her a fellaticake so I could get the fuck out of there

fellaticake by it's_grill January 5, 2022

Lord Fellaini 

Nickname for the best player in football's history, most talented and skilled, Marouane Fellaini. He is often called a God of football, impressing with every single minute on the pitch. And he has the best hairstyle ever.

"OMG! How the fuck someone can miss that? Normal for Lord Fellaini"
"Lord Fellaini strikes again! Only two broken noses this time!"
"Man Utd really pays this man?"

Lord Fellaini by luciensias July 16, 2018

Fellatio Sanz 

Brother of SNL star Horatio Sanz, Fellatio lives a less fortunate life as a half broke struggling gay porn star in mid-eastern Peru. He's best know for his starring role as Dirty Trousers in "The Rusty Sailboat Sails the Seven Seas" and he also served as a fluffer for the famous 70's midget porn star Clark McDouglason.

Have you seen "The Rusty Sailboat Sails the Seven Sea's" yet!? Fellatio Sanz is no Robert Wagner, but he still gets me through my latin class."

Fellatio Sanz by Rhode Island Sam November 27, 2007

employment fellatio 

The ability for a really poor employee to keep theirjob by performing oral sex on their boss at regular intervals.

Melissa is always late, her works sucks, she's dumber than shit and the other workers find her annoying as hell. But, she has been able to keep her job by performing a lot of employment fellatio.

employment fellatio by 23rd Chromosome November 23, 2015

fellatialingus 

The combination of fellatio and cunilingus performed simultaneously. Or simply put, 69.

Last night, my woman and I decided to do a little fellatialingus. I love when she bobs my knob while I eat her kitty.

fellatialingus by Adam The Dude February 1, 2008

machine gun fellatio 

The Act Of Giving Fellatio At Machine Gun Speed (the original idea behind the band name) It Was Found written under a table at bondi beach by Adolph Mantovani (a former band member) Related : Machine Cunnalingus

"she game me great machine gun fellatio in that park"

machine gun fellatio by The Golden Voice March 20, 2005