father

The bastard that brought your poor life into this world.

Mommy, who's my father?
A drunk bastard
Yippee!

father by T June 1, 2003

father

The man that created me and my brother yet he does not give damn about his family
A selfish bastard who drank all day and smoked weed and offered some to wife whle she was pregnant
Who did not work hard for his family
who nearly threatned to beat his wife if she did not buy him his goddamn liquor .
A creep who followed her to the liquor store to make sure she did not go anywhere else.
A friggin slacker
The reason i go all quiet when a little kid asks me where my dad is

Me: My father was a asshole
Person #2 :Yea so is mine
Me : Do not say shit like that ,you be thankful you at least have a father to be there for you ,to love you and take care of you

father by Inahzi April 3, 2007

father

a sperm donor.

i'm sorry son but your father thinks it's funny to pay £1 a month in child maintenance and not see you or help me in any way. I have to face the facts my sweet - despite the guise of a long term live-in relationship which culminated in a unplanned pregnancy, he was just a sperm donor. ok let's go to the park and have some fun instead of thinking about that 50% of you honeypie

father by vixen5 October 18, 2008

Father

1.)The man who also helped make you

2.) The mother fucker who left for cigarettes 15 years ago

1.) My father is always at all of my football games!

2.) I haven't seen that bitch in 15 years. Guess he went to go get a pack of Camels

Father by DankNoodles February 10, 2019

father

someone who will never come back

Father: HEY SON IM GONNA GET SOME MILK FOR UR CEREAL
Som: Don't even bother coming back.

father by bollzinurjawz January 2, 2022

father

Something you don't have in your life

You most certainly do not have a father if you're relying on Urban Dictionary to figure out what words mean.

father by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 20, 2022

father

One who makes life difficult, sets boundary's that mothers won't abide to, one with grumpy attitude to all issues.

father set's rules only to be overidden by the mother father said can't have anymore pets mother buys crab. crabs are not pets?

father by punksaturny phil February 3, 2010