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facesitting goddess 

woman who's favorite past time is to smother unknowing men with her luscious ass
I knew from the moment I met her she was a facesitting goddess
facesitting goddess by anon14 December 20, 2006
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Blue faces 

I got paid today, all blue faces!!
Blue faces by Tacobelldancer January 2, 2018

Faceslacker

Someone who becomes friends with a person, adds them on Facebook, then decides that the friendship can be maintained entirely on Facebook. They do not bother to organize to meet up with this person, sometimes they might not even acknowledge them when they walk past them in the street. Furthermore, they appear on Facebook to be great friends because they write on each others walls.
Person A:"I have 629 Facebook friends!"
Person B: "Wow, you must be getting constantly stopped in the street and chatted to."
Person A: "Meh, not really."
Person B: "You Faceslacker!"
Person C: "You're a cyberwhore. Haha, POKE!"
Faceslacker by wheresmyspacebar? October 24, 2008
meaning bills like $20,$50,$100 because
of tha big faces
ay homie we got to be makin them big faces
big faces by shadow January 26, 2004

The Faceless 

A Los Angeles technical death metal band that makes you wanna play drums real bad.
At the Faceless show:

Scenester: "They don't even like wear girl pants or have their hair the way I like it.. I don't know why The Faceless is so popular"

Guy with a King Crimson shirt: "That's because they keep themselves out of the trendy deathcore genre by utilizing a lot of progressive time signatures, guitar voicings and jazz elements to create a unique style. They don't have enough 'br00t@1' breakdowns for you to understand, kid."
The Faceless by Aaron Liao January 11, 2009

Faceslash 

(noun) - A Facebook user's subdomain.
Dude 1: Dude, what faceslash did you grab?
Dude 2: I got facebook.com/faceslash!
Dude 1: META!
Dude 2: METAFACE!!
Dude 1: METAFACESLASH!!!
Faceslash by smellyrock June 24, 2009