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Embalk by AmberMarie123 October 8, 2011
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Embalmer
A) One whose days begin when your days end....
B) A glutton for punishment. One who apparently relishes being regularly exposed to bloodborne pathogens,dangerous chemicals, noxious fumes , unwholesome odors, and psychotic members of the deceased's family, all for a substandard wage.
B) A glutton for punishment. One who apparently relishes being regularly exposed to bloodborne pathogens,dangerous chemicals, noxious fumes , unwholesome odors, and psychotic members of the deceased's family, all for a substandard wage.
A) As an embalmer, it is my professional duty to sanitize, deodorize, preserve, and restore the deceased.
B) When a family is unhappy with the appearance of the deceased, it is certain that the emblamer will be blamed.
B) When a family is unhappy with the appearance of the deceased, it is certain that the emblamer will be blamed.
Embalmer by dodgebabe8788 September 6, 2009
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embalming fluid
Embalming fluid has nothing to do with PCP.
Embalming fluid (also known as formaldehyde) is a liquid used to preserve biological specimens.
It's the stuff that makes morgues smell like shit.
Often times, joints, blunts, or cigarettes are dipped in embalming fluid and left to dry to create a drug called sherm.
Embalming fluid (also known as formaldehyde) is a liquid used to preserve biological specimens.
It's the stuff that makes morgues smell like shit.
Often times, joints, blunts, or cigarettes are dipped in embalming fluid and left to dry to create a drug called sherm.
embalming fluid by E. P. Chen March 16, 2009
embalming fluid
embalming fluid by Light Joker March 28, 2007
embalming fluid
This causes cancer. It can be found laced in marijuana and street drugs. Street drugs are not regulated, so we don’t know what’s going in them. A lot of times, poisons and cancer causing chemicals can be placed in them to decrease costs of production.
“I’m so stressed. I want to smoke.”
“No! Did you know embalming fluid is harmful? There are healthy and better alternatives to cope with stress, such as excercise, organic food, and hugging someone you love.” <3
“No! Did you know embalming fluid is harmful? There are healthy and better alternatives to cope with stress, such as excercise, organic food, and hugging someone you love.” <3
embalming fluid by Iloveyoualways December 13, 2018
embalden
To shave your head when you become self-conscious about your hair loss just because you think it makes you look more manly, when it doesn't!
Kent thought people kept looking at his comb-over, so he decided to embalden himself. Now he looks like an arse.
embalden by Gallacher the Horse May 23, 2007