Setting up a classic computer like a Commodore 64, Tandy 1000 or Apple IIe in your Dukatorium and using a modem to call into a BBS at 1200 baud while relieving oneself.
I didn't mind have diarrhea as I was 1200 baud duking to play L.O.R.D and The Pit for my daily turns.
The heroic and brave act of cracking open a bubbly while you lie on your back as someone performs sexual acts to you. It is an extreme display of profound laziness.
The act of brutally penetrating a person's anus with immense speed leaving behind a sandy texture and a dusty haze. Duning originates from Mongolia and anything except Jigglypuff can be duned.
"If these filthy casuals keep talking shit, someone's in for a rough duning session"
To describe your problems to a rubber-duck or other inanimate object. Common in software development, the act of describing your problem (as to a mailing list, friend, or a rubber duck on top of your monitor) often leads to finding the solution just a few moments later. In the mailing list case, rubber ducking would then be to mail the list again saying "Ok, that was dumb, but now I'm stuck on the part where...", then to discover THAT solution immediately after hitting SEND. Repeat, ad lib, fade.
"Sorry to spam the list -- I'm just rubber ducking, this morning. Problem solved. Nothing to see here, move along..."