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Douchedick

Plural: Douchedicks
Verb: Douchedicking
Past Tense: Douchedicked

1. The act of using your penis to clean out the vagina of a woman

2. A contemptible or irritating person who favors named brand expensive items and often uses the word "bro" a lot. Typically they are a person who lacks a reasonable understanding of the means of other people and they often have an unjustifiably high belief in their abilities.
1. Tommy drew the short straw and got sloppy seconds. Now he was going to have to douchedick the girl to get rid of bob's semen.

Sarah had not washed her vagina in three months, meaning Billy was douchedicking her the whole time.

2. My boss likes to scream and yell at me, but every time he does he ends it with "bro". My boss is such a douchedick.

Edward and his friends complained about jobs paying under $50,000 a year for new college graduates. They railed against it, believing that no one could survive on such low pay. They also complained about single mothers milking their tax dollars, further diminishing their salary. Edward and his friends are douchedicks.
Douchedick by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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a term for a cheap, expendable cigar of any brand used for the rerolling and smoking of blunts containing marijuana.

The word duchen was originally a reference in broken English to a Dutch Master brand cigar. Its usage has since spiraled to mean any such type of cigar.
Hey man, let's go smoke this duchen!
duchen by Battery Jackson June 16, 2008
Related Words
The act of getting tricked by a particular event. Commonly used as a handball term
"Surely I can't get out because the ball hit the crack" "Nah man you're out you got dutched"
Dutched by Dutchy448 June 5, 2017

DoucheDyke 

- A dyke that has many unfavorable charateristics of a man; also thinks that they can have any girl in the world even though they look like something straight out of seaworld.
DoucheDyke: "hey baby, let's go back to my crib and f*ck"

Femme: "no thanks"

DoucheDyke: "you weren't that fine anyway"
DoucheDyke by robbindahood August 10, 2010

Ducked Up 

Mainly for females. Happens after a full weekend of partying and ones feet are badly injured to where she waddles due to severe pain.
"OMG, it was such a great weekend. We were all over downtown and lost the car. Man, I am so ducked up.... I can't put shoes on."

duche nugget 

A small lump of gold covered in shit, usually referring to a human being. (n.)
Dude 1: Your such a duche nugget!
Dude 2: Not cool, bro.
Dude 1: Your are tho, I cant help it.
duche nugget by c0l0rmyveiins February 12, 2010

Cunt Duchess 

A woman that somehow thinks she is the gatekeeper of facts and her opinion is that of higher value than anyone and anything. They think that because they work under the CEO they should be treated like royalty.
Ruairi: Did you see Peggy's email about Cinco De Mayo?
Kyle: Yea that little Cunt Duchess just listed off facts about Mexican food. She could have at least convinced the big boss to get us a Taco Truck.