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down to clown 

the action of peeing the bed after getting ass from your date at a formal event such as prom or winter formal, and then the next day claiming that the wetness is a result of sweat because he "did work." this also includes the action of peeing on your date!
hey john! are you down to clown?
- no hayden, thats gros!

Dude, your never going to believe this, but i downed teh clown last nite!
- no way! what did she say when she woke up in ur pee?

im so drunk i think im down to clown tonite. r u down to clown john?
-ya dud im down to clown!
down to clown by h tys April 27, 2008

Down To Clown 

That dude near the ball pit looks Down to Clown.
Down To Clown by pornstitute October 24, 2023

clown down 

When an ex-partner’s life takes a sharp decline after a breakup, often marked by poor decisions, loss of style, and general messiness. The opposite of a glow up, a “clown down” is when someone looks or acts like a hot mess post-breakup, making you feel grateful for the split.
Ever since we broke up, he’s had a total clown down—quit his job, got that awful tattoo, and lives in his mom’s basement now.”
clown down by cassafrass92 November 1, 2024

Upside Down Circus Clown 

The opposite of the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy, wherein a fertile male performs a handstand and proceeds to masturbate to completion, releasing his ejaculate into a wastepaper basket situated on the floor below him.
Forget about Jacob, I heard that Gregory prefers the Upside Down Circus Clown. Show off

down like a clown in circus town 

To be ready or available for a proposed activity.
Q: do you want to go to that party?
A: I'm down like a clown in circus town!

down like a clown charlie brown

when you make arrangements with somebody and they say "sounds like a plan...stan"...you say "i'm down like a clown charlie brown"
there is no point to this...it just rhymes.