DepEd 

A FUCKING USELESS GOVERNMENT AGENCY THAT DOESNT WANT KIDS TO HAVE FUN PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND FORCES PEOPLE TO LEARN EVEN WHEN A PANDEMIC IS GOING ON

Connor: Why are you in Zoom?
Chris: DepEd Forced me to join fucking online education

DepEd by IHATEDEPED September 27, 2020

Derpetrator 

Adjective- The person who is responsible of someone's retarded act and or retarded way of saying something.

"Oh man, I totally just slipped on a banana peel Tom threw in front of me."

"LOL Tom is totally the derpetrator of this situation here."

"I hate Tom with a burning passion."

Derpetrator by TheDerpetrator November 17, 2011

Derpducken 

When one has diarrhea and then out of no where a solid piece of shit flies out of the ass and into the bowl, splashing the previously laid diarrhea onto ass and exposed genitals.

Dude #1: What took you so long? The movie is about to start.

Dude #2: Had a Derpducken dude. Had to make sure shit was locked down and everything was clean.

Dude#1: Word.

Derpducken by Gater'sbitch February 28, 2012

Derpersayo

an account made solely for the purpose of owning the terrible that guy sebi

p1: "have you seen that derpersayo guy? he totally fucking rekt that guy sebi"
p2: "Slap My Ass"

Derpersayo by logitechmouse August 17, 2018

deeped 

to realize something

We have a math test tomorrow, I just deeped it

deeped by splat1234 December 9, 2018

Derpes 

A terminal disease that took its namesake from herpes. Can be contracted as a result of prolonged exposure to / conversation with trolls or even just overly stupid people.
If contracted, stay indoors and contact your GP immediately, but do not - under any circumstances - converse with them for any longer than needed, lest you infect them in turn with Derpes.

Patient (on telephone): derp lol doc i thnk i gotted derpes
Doctor (on telephone): Good Lord. Are you capable of any coherent speech?
Patient: wat is cohurrent
Doctor (infected): herf i dunno lol

Derpes by ItsjH November 17, 2010

DerpDude 

He is the bestest of all, #1 of the #1’s. Everyone smells fat, but him. His mind is very sneaky, he’ll steal your toast. Beware of this man

Oh that DerpDude, he’s gonna get you

DerpDude by DerpDude107 May 6, 2019