Covidted 

Greatly desired or wished for during the Covid lockdown

Face masks, yeast and toilet paper have become highly covidted In the last few months

Covidted by Hopeful of Hackney April 27, 2020

Civilized withdraw 

It's a dumber word than social distancing with a similar meaning just to show the morons that cling to that word how stupid it truly is they can just drop the damn social and just say distancing

Karen/Boomer: hey I am social distancing stay 6 feet back

Me: I'm sorry did you mean civilized withdraw?

Civilized withdraw by Where is my dad May 25, 2020

Covidient

The opposite of a covidiot. Someone who takes government guidelines very seriously, following to the letter of the law.

Slightly weird obsessions with washing hands, face masks and social distancing.

Mum: “For the hundredth time today, wash your hands!“

You: “Mum stop being such a covidient.”

Covidient by Hhhhheeeeelllllooooo July 31, 2020

Covidiodrome 

the idea that exposure to COVID-19 in the media is desensitizing or results in an emotionally numb viewer who seeks pleasure through visceral COVID stimuli

Hysterical mania, a side-effect of the “COVIDiodrome” signal, also provide the establishment's most potent method of population control.

Covidiodrome by Angry Hobo May 19, 2021

Covidite 

A person who lives their life in a pathological fear of a germ that won't affect them.

"The Covidite refused to use his brain in dealing with a germ, and was so stupid as to drive alone in his car wearing a mask, as though that would keep him from giving himself the germ."

Covidite by TheExtremelyGiftedOne November 8, 2020

Covidise 

The opposite of Paradise.

The stay at home orders have made my home pure covidise. Just another day in covidise.

Covidise by Covidnator May 28, 2020

Covidinced

The belief that covid is an American secret society's solution to our countries enevatable debt crisis. One last hail Mary before our economy crashes and we are forced to eat roticary family dog.

I am covidinced that Trump is a puppet and everyone who thinks he is actually calling the shots needs to go argue politics more in their local bar while blainty rebeling the practice of social distancing. While intoxicated of course.

Covidinced by Shrewby July 22, 2020