Big Brother Contestant 

1) An exhibitionist and self-important grandiose person who cheapens the human race simply by existing.

2) Someone who is incredibly vapid and has no concept of reality or offers any kind of discernible value to society.

3) A cunt.

So named because of the antics of contestants of the UK version of the "popular" Channel Four reality television programme of the same name.

1) Person One: I've just applied to go on Big Brother so I can spout my half baked political philosophies and act like a tit by having a temper tantrum or being racist the name of entertainment. Oh, and I have a wacky name like Gizmotech or DJ Baztarrd.

Person Two: Oh, for fuck's sake.

2) Person One: I want to earn a soft porn modelling contact, bag a footballer and attempt to live off my grossly distorted peception of my own beauty for the rest of my life.

Person Two: As oddly eloquent as that sentence was, I think your best bet is to become a Big Brother Contestant. Or kill yourself. Now.

3) Person One: I just pushed that old lady in front of that bus then pimp slapped the taste from out of that small child's mouth.
Person Two: You're such a Big Brother Contestant.

Big Brother Contestant by TheBionicMan July 30, 2009

confessalicous

a sexually act so exciting and wild that you want to join the catholic church just so you can confess it to the Priest.

The other night with the twins was confessalicous. You think I can do a guest confessional at the local church. I need to tell someone of the sins I have committed.

confessalicous by FunSlutMonkey September 24, 2006

Confessalapsed

An individual who is constantly confused over things that should be super simple things, also seems to have mental challenges to given tasks, jobs, assignments that most people have an easy time navigating through, and has to rely on being overly nice to deflect the the fact that they are an individual who is super lost in the sauce of life.

(kon-fes-a-lap-sed) - "Man we have far to many confessalapsed individuals who work here."

Confessalapsed by Sadly the voice of reason April 17, 2019

Confessay 

A letter you write to someone revealing the feelings that you're too puss to admit, and then not sending the letter.
Confess+Essay=Confessay

John: Ya'll man i wrote a confessay to sarah tellin her that she's a whore for leaving me, but i'm not gonna send it because she might hire a hitman on me.
Bill: Puss.

Confessay by heeeeeeyyXD March 15, 2009

Cuntessa

An insanely overbearing, but outlandishly regal bitch.

"I went over to bill's house, but his wife was being a total cuntessa, so I left.

Cuntessa by Danman73 January 25, 2017

confessapy 

confessapy derives from the words 'confess' and 'therapy.' It is the act of making a confession in a therapeutic manner, often to complete strangers and in an anonymous fashion.

confessapy helps me deal with my deepest, darkest secrets in life, like the time when I had a three-way with my mom's best friend and her husband. I can't tell my mom this but it feels good to tell others.

confessapy by EJY October 16, 2008

contession 

A bloody fart

I contessioned in front of my boss

contession by Kewlchik20 October 8, 2020