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Nasal Congestion 

The worst possible condition ever. You can't sleep, you are forced to breathe through your mouth, And nothing you see on videos work, you have to deal with this utter hell for who knows how long. You think "Oh! I can just use a nasal spray, right?" WRONG! You can get addicted to it. So you have to let it pass. BULLSHIT.
Guy #1: Hello! Why are you doing weird things to your face?

Guy #2: Nasal Congestion. If you get it, you'll do these exact things.
Nasal Congestion by Wizeguy400 March 16, 2019
Groupe of highly knowlegables.
Sex-Fu, The Cognetive Elite.
cognetive by Jeremy Tremblay May 13, 2005

clitorious congestion 

after having 24 hours of sex, you have just queefed, and all the cum falls out of the vigina.(over and over again)
also known as a clit cough.(if only happens once)
Man: Oh my god! what the hell is going on?
Woman: I have a clitorious congestion.
Man: Is that normal?
Woman: Sure.. i guess..

Cogentive 

A fat e-kid that swears he runs the "Fortnite" community and thinks hes tuff because he can boot
Watch out before I get Cogentive in this party to boot you
Cogentive by Makeoutz May 16, 2019

Conjective

A medical condition that is serious and without hope. Terminal
She was dying from conjective heart failure
Conjective by Microvalidator June 18, 2016