clydes hog

A young child who cannot sit or hug or touch in a gentle manner. No matter how they approach they do it with all their weight and all their might always seeming to clip you right where it's hurts!

Grace! You're such a clydes hog! You got me right between the legs!!

clydes hog by The one and only bomb mom November 13, 2017

Clydesdale Piss

A term for any AB or Bud beer product. Usually.. a clydesdale will drink Coors and piss Bud.

Give me a bottle of Clydesdale Piss please!

Clydesdale Piss by D0c February 23, 2006

Clydesdale

In the cycling world, any larger-than-average male rider. Most likely labeled so because they are bigger, usually slower and sometimes stronger than others (just like the horse). As it is with most men, this label is taken neutrally (neither a compliment or an insult). However the same can not be said for the females' version of this word: Athena.

Why don't you get a carbon fiber bike?
I'm a Clydesdale! I'll crack the frame!

Clydesdale by The Bike Ninja August 1, 2011

Clyde Bitch 

A bitch who sucks mad yang for food stamps.

Yo do you know Sam D? Don't fuck around with her, she a Clyde Bitch. I heard she got a salty pirate from a 40 year old for $4.

Clyde Bitch by Carolinereasonfordawordbitch August 27, 2013

Clyde 

Clyde's are usually open minded and creative people. They are very brutal and honest however and are very cutthroat when they are asked to tell the truth. Clyde's are also very sweet and affectionate. They are great people to date ;)

Look! Its Clyde , He is very creative.

Clyde by Javier Lee August 5, 2019

Clyde Donovan 

Clyde Donovan is a side character from South Park. He is Craig's best friend and is frequently seen with Craig's friend group.
He's not the most intelligent person but he's very emotional and cries a lot. Smarter people can easily use him, like the popular girls but he didn't realize it and just started to think he's attractive af.

He's also pretty weak but still tries his best to defend other people when they need it and is one of the nicest kids

Clyde is pathetic but he's also a likeable and relatable character that has some attention in the fandom.

Mr Garrison: What is 5x2?
Clyde Donovan: 12?
Mr Garrison: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

Clyde Donovan by babykata2010 July 26, 2020

Clydesdale Flip 

When one takes a combination of ketamine and 2CB.

Oh wow, Richie must be on another planet! He did a Clydesdale Flip!

Clydesdale Flip by Partygirl2000 November 10, 2021