Cloinger 

A person with a walrus mustache, that flies expensive kites. Also has problems with bathing, and loves larger women. In rare circumstances their teeth are appearing to rot/glow with a yellow light. Generally believed to guard personal beliefs that black people can't swim, and asians love to do math, and backs them up with "statistics".

Brush your teeth, those things are Cloinger...

Cloinger by robert the crutch May 21, 2011

Clownington 

The highest possible echelon of a clown. About 90% of the things they say or do is just some clown shit. Basically every group has at least one. A clownington can be looked at in two different ways. One such way is that someone is such a fucking meat-head that clownington would be an appropriate name. On the other hand, it could be someone who will always seize the perfect opportunity to troll another whilst not really giving two fucks about the outcome/saying stupid shit on purpose.

"Look at this fucking clownington over there."

Clownington by #1Clown9StraightYears September 10, 2020

Zoom Clowning 

The bizarre and rather undignified habit of signaling to people on video calls that you're paying attention by way of exaggerated and increasingly elaborate facial expressions and gestures.

This includes, but is not limited to: nodding vigorously to show agreement; tossing one's head back and clapping one's raised hands to demonstrate humorous appreciation; pooching out one's lower lip to indicate sadness; crowding the screen and letting one's jaw drop open to signal surprise; grimacing like a gargoyle to convey sympathy.

"Did you really think what Bill said on the call today was funny, or were you just Zoom Clowning?"

"Totally Zoom Clowning. Bill hasn't told a decent joke since 'Nam."

Zoom Clowning by bird_brain April 3, 2022

cloying 

Overly sweet or sentimental

The deathbed scenes in the novels of Dickens are famously cloying: as Oscar Wilde said, "One would need a heart of stone to read the death of Little Nell without laughing."

cloying by Larstait November 10, 2003

Clyning 

Building an imaginary pillar of power on a foundation of bullshit.

(Person 1 Mancunian Accent): Dude you just don't know we've got so much work coming in we're gonna make a fortune!

(Person 2 Irish Accent): Cool! B'jeasus I'll give up mi stable & secure job to come across to your empire!

(Person 3 Welsh Accent): Listen Person 2, your good friend Person 1 is living in an imaginary world - it's pure bullshit he's just Clyning you man!

Clyning by hewhoknowsitall May 5, 2009

Closing a Chapter 

Putting the past behind.

Closing a chapter in life can be both difficult and joyous.

Closing a Chapter by GoDressUp June 10, 2013

closing the jar 

Pushing down ones penis to make an erection go away.

Billy was closing the jar before his mom walked in on him.

closing the jar by ER drug April 16, 2017