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climbing 

Climbing is a sport that can be done to varying degrees of extremeness.

Bouldering, which is short un-roped climbs done over crashpads with spotters ready to protect a fall, is the simplest and least gear intensive form of climbing. While bouldering can require extreme amounts of strength and control, it is relatively safe, because the only danger comes from landing incorrectly

Top-roping is the form of climbing most commonly thought about when someone hears the word "rock climbing" it involves the rope going up from the climber, through an anchor setup at the top of the climb, and back down to the belayer. it is the safest, and best kind of climbing for beginners, because the potential for long falls is almost completely eliminated.

Sport climbing is done by climbers who "lead" up rocks that are pre-drilled with bolts. Climbers clip "draws" into the bolts then clip the rope through the draw. More dangerous than toproping because when you fall, you fall twice the distance between you and the last bolt. Lead climbing is the only recognized form of "true" ascents.

Trad climbing, or "traditional" climbing is the origional kind of climbing. It starts with the climbers and their gear that the bottom of a cliff, and then they go up, the leader fixes placements, then the second follows and "cleans" the gear, or removes it from the rock. Very difficult climbing due to the fact that one has to place gear with one hand while hanging on to the rock with the other. Requires large amounts of gear and a lot of technical knowledge.

Unfortunately there are many wanna be climbers out there who talk like they are hardcore people but they wouldn't know an ATC from a Reverso, or Petzl from Black Diamond.
Real climbers climb because they love the rock, not for chicks or props or crap like that.
Last weekend, me and a friend went trad climbing at Sugarloaf mountain.

I was leading a 5.11B across a roof and took a whipper of the 5th bolt. I fell about 20 feet, and spiked my belayer up and his ATC got wedged in the first bolt.
climbing by MyWeirdSN December 23, 2006
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Climbing Together 

Within the context of rock climbing:
The awkward non-date that most males will misinterpret as a romantic encounter because of the one-on-one nature of climbing, inside or outside.

Note: This misinterpretation goes both way.
Dude, I think she likes me. We're climbing together on Saturday at Lover's Leap!
Climbing Together by DylanSchiff January 20, 2013

Crymaxing 

An event in which an orgasm is so powerfully moving, that one, or both parties involved cries after climaxing.
Yeah, I used to have a thing with Tyler but I couldn't take the crymaxing any more so I told him I was lesbian.
Crymaxing by Dylan Hardy December 24, 2007

Climbing the Mango tree 

To masturbate out of desperation, especially during an extended period of sexual abstinence. Often the abstinence is not by choice, but rather by one's failed attempts to make it with someone else.
The term originates from an episode of "Two and a Half Men".
"...if you still have the energy, pull it like a monkey climbing the mango tree."
Climbing the Mango tree by J. Gam October 16, 2008

Social Climbing 

Social Climbing refers to the attempt to move up in popularity through gaining large amounts of friends.
"Bryan Chow, stop social climbing!"
Social Climbing by B Chow April 18, 2010

climbing Mount Ballmer 

The act of drinking heavily in order to achieve a blood alcohol level of between 0.129% and 0.138%, which was discovered by Microsoft in the late 1980s to confer "superhuman programming ability" via some unknown cause.
"It's Friday night, but I have a ton of code to write. I guess climbing Mount Ballmer is my only hope."

fence climbing mood 

they were going to come over but they werent in a fence climbing mood.
fence climbing mood by aali Quigley September 24, 2007